Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 17, 2024

Pyrotechnics Industries has lost yet another potential worker in a fiery debate. A witness stated that his defensive nature sparked the debate.

Did he even work for them when he was “working” for them?

Maybe he could go back to them as an executive; do nothing, and get paid for it.

It no work out well for ya eh.

Just say ‘’Fire me? Hell, you can’t fire me. I’ve quit way better jobs that this one.’’….and walk out the door.

Horace was fired by the Fire Department??!

he worked for NoDoz and was sleeping on the job…!

maybe they’ll give him a good reference…

You can’t quit, you’re fired!

Ha! You can’t fire me, I quit!

Stalemate, standoff, or impasse?!

next time let if go to voicemail & forget about it

Good decision, Horace.

All fired up eh Horsie.

You tell ’em, Horace.

Now you have all the horsepower.

He needs to find a more stable job.

I worked part-time for Civil Service for a while after college. I would quit but each time I needed a job, I would go back. They would snatch me up like somebody finding a $20 bill on the pavement. I quit three times before I found something better closer to home.

Don’t feel bad, it might be for the better ….. I know ……. I use to plow snow and had some contracts ….. I had one that was a pain and I wished I could get out of it but didn’t want to be sued for breach ….. so I kept doing their plowing … then almost the end of the season (they only owed me $500) I got a call from the management company at 4 PM, as I was getting equipment ready for a storm coming and the guy said “We’re cancelling your contract” and without hesitating I answered “Thank you, I was wondering how I could get out of this contract” …… then told the guy that this place was more of a problem then even the hospital was ….. could have heard a pin drop …. then he said good by ….. ;)

I think it’s pretty much assured you won’t work for them again, Horace.