He stuck those in his ears, so he won’t have to tell yakker where he can stick his speech.
Sounds like someone got an MBC degree. Masters in Business Clichés.
The speaker lost me at ‘’ROI metrics’’.
What we have here is a lack of communication. Because the speaker has nothing worth communicating (and Horace knows it).
You play it by ear.
Horace is in his happy place.
Funny, I do the same thing with my boss, if he is being particularly a nuisance, I point to my earbuds and mouth the words ’ I’m on the phone…’
This is basically gobbledegook, right?
I’m wondering what Horace, or anyone, does in that company.
multimedia extravaganza!
Low hanging fruit, Horace!
(… sorry for the corporate buzz-phrase… it actually hurt to type that! ツ…)
I saw the punchline coming.
What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s a-happening…
The Daily Cartoonist mentions the ‘sheep’ strip today, and I’m surprised he didn’t get it. It’s perfectly obvious that the sheep is reading bedtime stories to Horace, and she’s removed so that he gets political fairy stories instead.
He’s probably got “Wild Horses” and “A Horse With No Name” on a loop.
whaaa?
Must be an executive at the Buzzword Factory!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah, Rock on.
I need to leverage that paradigm!
These guys get paid by the buzzword. They don’t do enough research to use the words that already exist for processes they thought they invented.
Horace – perfect for a long career as a politician…!
I’ll circle back, and reach out to you.
Bizspeak makes my ears go numb.
Or earless wirebuds?
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 26 days ago
He stuck those in his ears, so he won’t have to tell yakker where he can stick his speech.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 26 days ago
Sounds like someone got an MBC degree. Masters in Business Clichés.
Egrayjames 26 days ago
The speaker lost me at ‘’ROI metrics’’.
steveh64 26 days ago
What we have here is a lack of communication. Because the speaker has nothing worth communicating (and Horace knows it).
davidob 26 days ago
You play it by ear.
pat sandy creator 26 days ago
Horace is in his happy place.
dallenboston 26 days ago
Funny, I do the same thing with my boss, if he is being particularly a nuisance, I point to my earbuds and mouth the words ’ I’m on the phone…’
robinafox 26 days ago
This is basically gobbledegook, right?
nancyb creator 26 days ago
I’m wondering what Horace, or anyone, does in that company.
charles9156 26 days ago
multimedia extravaganza!
Dobie Premium Member 26 days ago
Low hanging fruit, Horace!
(… sorry for the corporate buzz-phrase… it actually hurt to type that! ツ…)
Stephen Gilberg 25 days ago
I saw the punchline coming.
The Brooklyn Accent 25 days ago
What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s a-happening…
nancyb creator 25 days ago
The Daily Cartoonist mentions the ‘sheep’ strip today, and I’m surprised he didn’t get it. It’s perfectly obvious that the sheep is reading bedtime stories to Horace, and she’s removed so that he gets political fairy stories instead.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 25 days ago
He’s probably got “Wild Horses” and “A Horse With No Name” on a loop.
curtlyon19 25 days ago
whaaa?
markkahler52 25 days ago
Must be an executive at the Buzzword Factory!
Mike Baldwin creator 25 days ago
Blah blah blah blah blah blah, Rock on.
R.U. Kidding 25 days ago
I need to leverage that paradigm!
mistercatworks 25 days ago
These guys get paid by the buzzword. They don’t do enough research to use the words that already exist for processes they thought they invented.
InTraining 25 days ago
Horace – perfect for a long career as a politician…!
PaintTheDust 25 days ago
I’ll circle back, and reach out to you.
eddi-TBH 25 days ago
Bizspeak makes my ears go numb.
gammaguy 24 days ago
Or earless wirebuds?