Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 19, 2025

He’s got 99 problems, but a list ain’t one.

‘drink coffee’ is on my to-do list…

I like the way Horace thinks… I think!?

I solved the list problem by making several lists of things to do… then making a list of which list gets priority. If I can’t decide, I make another list.

The way cloning works is you give them the requisite tissue sample then come back 9 months later and they hand you a ‘newborn’ baby.

C1- Horace, the most relaxed time is Z o’clock…!

C2- No, that makes 3 of us.

C3 – Dr. Horace, what does it mean when you repeatedly mix up the spelling of “form” and “from” in terms of ice cream…?

C4 – Sing along, Horace, “99 cans of beer on the wall 99 cans of beer”….!

C5 – It’s also time for coffee here, Horace. We are exhausted with all these comics today.

There’s a saying, “measure twice, cut once”. Unfortunately, I can measure three times and come up with four different results.

Oh well, there’s still coffee. In about another ten minutes now.

Is a horse actually a ‘someone’?

Ask a perfect NOBODY to answer that question.