Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 19, 2025

He’s got 99 problems, but a list ain’t one.

‘drink coffee’ is on my to-do list…

I like the way Horace thinks… I think!?

I solved the list problem by making several lists of things to do… then making a list of which list gets priority. If I can’t decide, I make another list.

The way cloning works is you give them the requisite tissue sample then come back 9 months later and they hand you a ‘newborn’ baby.

C1- Horace, the most relaxed time is Z o’clock…!

C2- No, that makes 3 of us.

C3 – Dr. Horace, what does it mean when you repeatedly mix up the spelling of “form” and “from” in terms of ice cream…?

C4 – Sing along, Horace, “99 cans of beer on the wall 99 cans of beer”….!

C5 – It’s also time for coffee here, Horace. We are exhausted with all these comics today.

There’s a saying, “measure twice, cut once”. Unfortunately, I can measure three times and come up with four different results.

Oh well, there’s still coffee. In about another ten minutes now.

Oy! HORACE needs Melody…he can’t seem to think straight!

Feline cloning…copycat.

I just have my 2 cups in the morning. Ah well mugs. :>o

Jail coffee never tasted good without cream or sugar.

BYOCS was the ordinance for jail employees.