Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 20, 2025

Is this how the song “Man in the Mirror” came to be?

It’s an unauthorized autobiography.

Voluntary solitude isn’t punishment.

Help ya what? Go hires a movers and packers ya steenky scrooge.

smooth!

Some friend you are, Horace.

Sorry, you’re breaking up! I’m think I’m losing my cell sig………………………………….

It’s a good thing he knows that author really really well and that that author knows and likes him.

it’s complicated

Such quick thinking deserves a nice expresso, right Horace….?

His car has lived a fascinating life.

Whatever works, Horace.

If you need someone to help you move, you should probably call an ambulance.

Charles Barkley claimed he was misquoted in his autobiography.

When I drove a pick up truck everyone knew I drove a pick up truck. Moving a piece of furniture is not a big deal, moving the whole house and you better get movers. I had a pick up but I used movers, I just boxed up everything that I could. I’ve used the same moving company twice and have recommended them to other people.

Nooooo! Horace, just remember, you’re never to ask anyone else for help either, ever!

Horace avoids moving experiences.