Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for April 01, 2023

O IC

On the optometrist’s restroom stall door:

“Which is clearer: number 1 or number 2?”

I -C -U….

Growing up we used to get fake spiders and place them around the house…. we waited all day, for the AAAACCKKKs and YIKES! And Screams… ☺️☺️☺️☺️

Dang Optimists!… always out spreadin’ their danged Optotromitisms and pokin’ around in our eyes and makin’ us wear glasses and stuff!

They should all have to wear signs that say…… what’d that sign say, I can’t read it without my dumb glasses?

Love it!

Be kind to Dr. Peekboo.

Really short sighted thinking. :)

I would, but I’m afraid I might hurt my foot kicking the monitor…!

Lookin’ for the Whoopee Cushion …!