Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 21, 2024

Are those sticky buns or stinky buns?

He sat in the honey again. So she’s taking her muffin with her.

Whoa! Slow your roll, Pierre!

That’s her story and she’s sticking to it.

Would you like try my sticky buns?

I didn’t even want to know you had sticky buns.

He also has roman hands.

Reminds me of a book I read as a kid. “Under the Grandstands” by I.C. Heine.

Sorry, Maude! No one should have to see that!

Hey… wanna come over to my place and see my leisure suits?

Didn’t David Niven have that in “The Bishop’s Wife” (1947)?

If your sticky buns have pecans, I’ll take a dozen to go…

and so does that evil mustachio! ☺️☺️☺️☺️

He has a flapjack when it counts.

All jokes notwithstanding, I could go for a nice sticky but for my breakfast.

My cats go for the eye roll every time.

I’m serving thirty days for “sticky fingers”.

Bruno the creepy baker.

I was working midnight shift and while on patrol I was dispatched to a possible burglary in progress with a silent alarm being activated at a local donut shop. When my partner and I arrived, we found the rear door open. We entered and discovered an employee, (how do I say this) kneading the dough with his special appendage. He couldn’t understand why he got arrested and the owner got mad because the State Environment Department which administers the food safety regulations shut the place down permanently.

it must be hard for him to sit on the toilet.

Sticky buns? That’s nothing! Just ask Pete! httPs://wWw.youTube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8

To paraphrase Homer:

DOUGH! …!

if he’s getting sticky buns he needs to start lifting the seat

just wait ’til he starts talking about the creamy filling…