Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 18, 2024

Bad poetry doesn’t grow on a poet tree.

Once I found an orange

Right behind a door hinge.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

Thy micturations are to me

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts

With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!

Oh, a visit from Ralph!

He’s a poet … and doesn’t know it.

It is easy to make a rhyme,I make bad poems all the time.Poetry can be fun,jus… Bacon!

Weird.

Trying to wax poetic, and you just drip.

I think, and I drink.

Yea, that need usually interupts whatever I’m doing.

Roses are red…

Fire trucks are red…

Where was I goin’ with this…

Beer!

Ah. Ogden Nash.

I could quote a passage from Ulysses, but why bother?

….and thus the Jabberwocky was born…..

Ummmm…there are other words that rhyme with dee….like wee…no not that…ummmm

I’ll get back to ya! ☺️❤️

Dave’s political cartoons are great. You owe it to yourself to read them.

Always great when Ralph pops in. His snarky looks make me grin.

Definitely caused a laugh with this one! I do like the dog’s reaction!

I don’t like haikus.

They’re too short to be much fun,

And they never rhyme.

Still not as bad as Vogon poetry.

“Green Acres is the place to be

It’s where I like to take a pee …!”

( my daughter’s and my go-to duet )

I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree. You’ll take this poem and like it see, ‘cause I ain’t gonna send no tree.

Roses are red

Violets are blue squirrel

This poem is bad

I think I’ll go hurl

doggie haiku!

Commander Data’s “Ode to Spot.”

“Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,

An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;"

Roses are red, Daisy’s are white, I think this poem isn’t quite right.