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Theophylus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, when sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through thick of his thumb. If Theophylus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, when sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through thick of his thumb, see that thou, when thou siftest a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through thick of thy thumb.
If you’ve never read Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss out loud before, today’s the day to do it. If you have read it before, today is a good day to do it again — and maybe challenge a friend. [Is your tongue made of rubber?]
“What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well…
When tweetle beetles fight,
it’s called a tweetle beetle battle.
And when they battle in a puddle,
it’s a tweetle beetle puddle battle.
AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.
AND…
When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle…
…they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.
AND…
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddlesand the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles……they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodlebottle paddle battle.”
BigBoy about 10 hours ago
Why knot, Dave?
C about 10 hours ago
Knothing to say, Dave?
Imagine about 9 hours ago
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
(Challenge: to repeat three times fast without messing up.)
blunebottle about 9 hours ago
Theophylus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, when sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through thick of his thumb. If Theophylus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter, when sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through thick of his thumb, see that thou, when thou siftest a sieve full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through thick of thy thumb.
Success to the successful thistle sifter!
The Reader Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Show me how you did that!
Doug K about 6 hours ago
If you’ve never read Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss out loud before, today’s the day to do it. If you have read it before, today is a good day to do it again — and maybe challenge a friend. [Is your tongue made of rubber?]
Dobie Premium Member about 5 hours ago
That’s what happens every time you try to do that scam cherry stem bar trick, Dave!
miztrniceguy about 5 hours ago
How many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe did rob Lowe’s?
nancyb creator about 3 hours ago
Unique New York.
ladykat Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Tongue tied up in knots!
christelisbetty about 3 hours ago
How many sheets would a sheet slitter slit……………..
beekeeper333 about 2 hours ago
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
FassEddie about 2 hours ago
“What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well…
When tweetle beetles fight,
it’s called a tweetle beetle battle.
And when they battle in a puddle,
it’s a tweetle beetle puddle battle.
AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.
AND…
When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle…
…they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.
AND…
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddlesand the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles……they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodlebottle paddle battle.”
backyardcowboy about 1 hour ago
There was a young girl from Nantucket. Who carried things round in a bucket……
the lost wizard 25 minutes ago
I wonder if there are Chinese tongue twisters. :)