I am voting with the consensus. Poison pizza, for sure! Put you gun away, B-B Eyes, have a slice, and then foam at the mouth, writhe on the floor, turn blue, and expire in pain. Kadaver’s cadaver count: +1.
Was Kadaver’s “death” fully explained? Could be he gives B-B Eyes same concoction (if it was some chemical agent & not some wacky yoga-induced suspended state ala Mumbles).
I don’t think it will be so simple. B-B Eyes is far from stupid, and finding Kadaver there by surprise will be ringing all sorts of alarm bells in his head. Kadaver doesn’t really do social calls after all. And Kadaver knows that too. I suspect the pizza is a distraction from the real plan.
Yeah, John, B.B.Eyes never was high on my list of admirable characters. Abner can waste him with my approval. But like others say, poisoned pizza wouldn’t be diabolical enough. Now if Abner served up some of my wife’s turkey dressing, THAT would be evil to watch him choke, gag, and stop breathing!
………….know who else could be leader of the blackhearts? How about Blaze Rise? She’d sure fit the bill. Of course, maybe we’ll never see her, ala Attitude Plenty.For a stunner, maybe it’s Rikki, sneaking behind Abner’s back. For a REAL stunner, maybe it’s Honeymoon, lol.
I like Constantine’s thinking that maybe BBC will “die” the same way Abner did….after all, Kadaver did say killing him would be a waste and he respected him. A similar death certificate would bring a payday…..and let’s not forget Abner was noted as a “team player” while with the apparatus before….perhaps he turns tables on the Blackhearts instead….anyways, I’m betting BB Eyes survives this somehow….
Gee, you break into someone’s house to give them a pizza…..and you also know it’s a contract murderer…..nope, if BB Eyes falls for this he’s already brain dead.
Late in the day; don’t know if anyone will notice or read. Maybe better that way..B.B. Eyes: This meeting seems cordial enough, and yesterday’s conversation between Li’l Abner and Mortis indicated a strong degree of respect that Abner has for Eislander..Maybe Kadaver has another plan in mind – perhaps trying to persuade his old boss to double cross the Apparatus, same as Abner is doing?.And I do not believe it was satisfactorily explained how Melies knows that Tracy is on Abner’s hit list. Perhaps Kadaver is more of a rogue assassin than we suspect….JPuzzleWhiz: Why flag Chris Jackson? True, he’s annoying and never on point, but he’s not hurting anybody, is he?.As for Chris Jackson: I don’t think there is anyone on this board, more than me, that wanted the real Moon Maid to have somehow escaped that car bomb – but it didn’t happen!.So, please, please, please! Just give it up for now!.I’m sure that Mike and Joe will give us some more Moon Maid in the future!.Just give it a rest for now..Please!
Rod Gonzalez almost 11 years ago
Knowing Abner, it’s probably poisoned.
margueritem almost 11 years ago
Poison pizza? We’ll soon see!
Ashmael almost 11 years ago
B-B, you can only die twice!
Ashmael almost 11 years ago
Abner’ s pizza secret ingredients: hemlock and cyanide!
Neil Wick almost 11 years ago
So, Kadaver seems to make a good substitute for B-B Eyes’ ex-wife, but I don’t think he should trust that pepperoni!
jonahhex1 almost 11 years ago
A last meal before dying…..Kadaver does seem to have a bit of chivalry it would seem…..
Chris-One almost 11 years ago
I just learned a new Lunarian word today, “Lunawa”, it’s the moon version of aloha.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
I am voting with the consensus. Poison pizza, for sure! Put you gun away, B-B Eyes, have a slice, and then foam at the mouth, writhe on the floor, turn blue, and expire in pain. Kadaver’s cadaver count: +1.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 11 years ago
Good morning everyone…
Kadaver isn’t hungry, B-B… eat all you can! It’s a pizza people would die for!
tconstantine900 almost 11 years ago
Was Kadaver’s “death” fully explained? Could be he gives B-B Eyes same concoction (if it was some chemical agent & not some wacky yoga-induced suspended state ala Mumbles).
kurtoons.wilcken almost 11 years ago
The pepperoni’s okay, but if I were B-B Eyes, I’d pick off the mushrooms.
Mark Jeffrey Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I don’t think it will be so simple. B-B Eyes is far from stupid, and finding Kadaver there by surprise will be ringing all sorts of alarm bells in his head. Kadaver doesn’t really do social calls after all. And Kadaver knows that too. I suspect the pizza is a distraction from the real plan.
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
I never liked BB eyes anyway
Morrow Cummings almost 11 years ago
Yeah, John, B.B.Eyes never was high on my list of admirable characters. Abner can waste him with my approval. But like others say, poisoned pizza wouldn’t be diabolical enough. Now if Abner served up some of my wife’s turkey dressing, THAT would be evil to watch him choke, gag, and stop breathing!
jmcenanly almost 11 years ago
I had read that the Borgias had developed a poison that you would take on Wednesday night and would kill you Sunday morning.
gouldstandard almost 11 years ago
………….know who else could be leader of the blackhearts? How about Blaze Rise? She’d sure fit the bill. Of course, maybe we’ll never see her, ala Attitude Plenty.For a stunner, maybe it’s Rikki, sneaking behind Abner’s back. For a REAL stunner, maybe it’s Honeymoon, lol.
gouldstandard almost 11 years ago
Truly pizza “to go”…
Mikeyj almost 11 years ago
The pizza isn’t poisoned… the garlic bread is :p
fredville almost 11 years ago
I like Constantine’s thinking that maybe BBC will “die” the same way Abner did….after all, Kadaver did say killing him would be a waste and he respected him. A similar death certificate would bring a payday…..and let’s not forget Abner was noted as a “team player” while with the apparatus before….perhaps he turns tables on the Blackhearts instead….anyways, I’m betting BB Eyes survives this somehow….
fredville almost 11 years ago
Gotta think there’s a REASON we haven’t seen the woman running the Blackhearts yet, though. At least we know it’s not Moon Maid ha ha
abdullahbaba999 almost 11 years ago
I Love the Funny Pages……..
Deschutes almost 11 years ago
Is he smelling Kadaver or the pizza?
fredville almost 11 years ago
Gee, you break into someone’s house to give them a pizza…..and you also know it’s a contract murderer…..nope, if BB Eyes falls for this he’s already brain dead.
coldsooner almost 11 years ago
Kadaver remembers what they say… The way to a mans heart (attack) is through his stomach.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 11 years ago
Thin crust or six-feet-deep dish?
Cheapskate0 almost 11 years ago
Late in the day; don’t know if anyone will notice or read. Maybe better that way..B.B. Eyes: This meeting seems cordial enough, and yesterday’s conversation between Li’l Abner and Mortis indicated a strong degree of respect that Abner has for Eislander..Maybe Kadaver has another plan in mind – perhaps trying to persuade his old boss to double cross the Apparatus, same as Abner is doing?.And I do not believe it was satisfactorily explained how Melies knows that Tracy is on Abner’s hit list. Perhaps Kadaver is more of a rogue assassin than we suspect….JPuzzleWhiz: Why flag Chris Jackson? True, he’s annoying and never on point, but he’s not hurting anybody, is he?.As for Chris Jackson: I don’t think there is anyone on this board, more than me, that wanted the real Moon Maid to have somehow escaped that car bomb – but it didn’t happen!.So, please, please, please! Just give it up for now!.I’m sure that Mike and Joe will give us some more Moon Maid in the future!.Just give it a rest for now..Please!
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 11 years ago
The paste de résistance?
Chris-One almost 11 years ago
All right, I’ll stop.