The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 18, 2021

Even his fellow whack jobs are exasperated with him here.

I’d haul off and show him where you can put that key, Joy.

And to think he thought of that present all on his own.

“Summer’s Eve Cologne”

Burl probably bought that T-shirt right after he bought the lock.

Jerry is impressed at how low Burl has set the bar…! Verl and Joy are speechless… Ma needs to tie her shoelaces… and Patty, well Patty will be searching her family tree for the broken branch….!

You are all heart, Burl.

He is as stupid as he is cheap.

I’m glad poor Timmy wasn’t around for this one. He was probably at his child psychologist’s office! You know, Patty’s hubby. You don’t think any of these cheap bastards would pay to help Timmy!!!

She seems to be blushing in shame. I didn’t know they had any of that. Did she really expect a new car?

I was thinking it was a key to a new cabinet for Burl to keep his tools in…

Found it!

Ha! Ha!! HA!!!

……in the meantime, dust all the cobwebs off the bike…….

Poor Patty……..

While in the garage, Joy should grab a hammer or a shovel to bring inside as a “surprise” gift for Burl.

Cheap AND stupid. Jeez!

Dangling chads are why we had 8 years of Shrub.

Wow! Just what she always wanted!