Try a few White Castle burgers, always works for me. And while we know Crustwood Illinois is fictional, there would absolutely be a White Castle there.
They tried that on Ma once. You can still see the stain on the carpet. (The medicine Burl gave her didn’t work, because rat poison rarely cures constipation. Waste of effort. Ma’s too mean to die.)
Little Caesar 4 months ago
I dunno…. having this bunch as relatives should just scare it right out of you.
Pickled Pete 4 months ago
Burl knows the hindlick maneuver…
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 4 months ago
Miralax. But maybe they don’t sell it at Don’s Discount Drugs and Donut Dispensary.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 months ago
A Heimlich maneuver for constipation ? I ain’t doing it. Bye
Zykoic 4 months ago
Time for Digital Disimpaction.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems 4 months ago
Burl, she just wants you to help her with the enema…
orbenjawell Premium Member 4 months ago
…..my, that fretful object on the T.V., hurtling towards the earth at this moment, looks like……like…..liiiiike……oh, Ma! So you FINALLY………..
SofaKing 4 months ago
Try a few White Castle burgers, always works for me. And while we know Crustwood Illinois is fictional, there would absolutely be a White Castle there.
MeGoNow Premium Member 4 months ago
They tried that on Ma once. You can still see the stain on the carpet. (The medicine Burl gave her didn’t work, because rat poison rarely cures constipation. Waste of effort. Ma’s too mean to die.)
paranormal 4 months ago
TMI Ma, TMI…
PoodleGroomer 4 months ago
I feel the Earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down
I feel my heart start to trembling
When the laxatives come ’round
Judeeye Premium Member 4 months ago
I’m going to make a ridiculous suggestion. Eat fruits and vegetables.
InTraining 4 months ago
have a hot dog with 5 or 6 sport peppers… and don’t go too far from the house…!
mfrasca 4 months ago
Time for a Triple H enema—high, hot and helluva lot.
anncorr339 4 months ago
Wrong end Burl you could scare the poop out of her