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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 06, 2013
Transcript:
Roland: Shep, I'm now crashing the after-party of the gala opening of the George W. Bush Center... with me is Bush Library archivist Marv Twee. Mr. Twee, which exhibits here had guests buzzing? Twee: Gosh, there were so many, Roland... the statue of first dog Barney, another of the cat, and this exact replica of the president himself! George W. Bush: Replica? Twee: Oh, sorry, sir! I thought you'd gone home.
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
What will the trolls do with this?
Varnes almost 12 years ago
10 year reunion is cool, 20th year is very interesting, 25th year? Just plain weirdâŠAfter thatâŠ..Whatâs on TV?âŠ..
baldhedjer almost 12 years ago
Zonk and Zip in Zanesville! Dig it!
toonataco almost 12 years ago
quite the gut on B.D.(not that I should talk)
rpmurray almost 12 years ago
I eagerly await how GT is going to make this the fault of the Republicans.
asa4ever almost 12 years ago
Had my 50th last Spring. Didnât go. Probably would have brought AK-47 with extra magazines. Does that sound like I didnât enjoy high school?
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
reunionsâŠ.everybody is older. some people have less hair and fatter. and, some people are dead.
Carol69 almost 12 years ago
Bengazi was a hot topic on this Sundayâsyak, yak shows.
magicwalnut almost 12 years ago
Oh, I kind of like âmaroonsâ. It incorporates morons and loonsâŠâŠ
pathfinder almost 12 years ago
yabut âŠ. they CALL themselves Republicans ⊠and they run the Republican Party ⊠just sayin.
magicwalnut almost 12 years ago
That said, I always enjoy a reasoned, rational argument from intelligent conservativesâŠWhere have you gone William BuckleyâŠ. but you sure arenât going to find one here.
Ollyvah almost 12 years ago
you mean ULTRA MAROONS , dont you ?
OshkoshJohn almost 12 years ago
Then again, by fifty years the attrition rate will have begun to accelerate, so thereâs always the chance that somebody you despised will no longer be attending!
DoctorDan almost 12 years ago
If memory serves, âmaroonsâ comes from a Bugs Bunny cartoon of yore. âWhat a maroon!â
montessoriteacher almost 12 years ago
Zonk and Zip will be in Colorado soon. Many adventures await there, no time to go back. Seattle is a wonderful place, and too far away to go to a HS reunion unless super motivated. The guy with the white hair could just go get some Just For Men hair product and be good as new, so no excuse for him. BD, well, I guess he doesnât want to be taken advantage of just because he still lives so close, so he is making a stand by not going even though he is only a mile away.
summerdog86 almost 12 years ago
My 50th will be in two years. I havenât been to one since my 20th. I didnât have much of a high school career to celebrate.
Bandera_Ken almost 12 years ago
Thanks. Hope it works.
Alabama Al almost 12 years ago
Unless you were a wheel in high school (or college,) donât bother to go to a class reunion. I did go to my rural high schoolâs 20th anniversary reunion (graduating class size: 101.) It was illuminating and a bit sad. Somewhat surprisingly, about 1/2 of the class showed. The old cliques quickly reformed and a lot of good â and not-so-good â memories resurfaced. One thing I did notice is that those who moved after graduation generally did better than those who stayed. (Of course, itâs probably not a representative sampling; if you moved and didnât âmake itâ you perhaps wouldnât be too motivated to travel to a reunion.)`I did get one grim satisfaction observing the BMOC of my class (football captain, got all the girls, something of a verbal bully, etc.) discretely asking everyone about leads for jobs. (I suppose personality alone can only carry you so far in life.) It was a pleasant enough evening, but not really worth the 400 miles round trip my wife and I drove; Iâm not going to another.`Note to the freaks/geeks in high school: Just hang in there. People really donât change, but environments do. Youâll not be in your HS hell-hole much longer, and then youâll have the opportunity to go someplace where what are flaws in HS can become assets. Trust me on this: living well is the best revenge.
dook almost 12 years ago
My 50th college reunion is coming up later this month and, after giving it some thought, I canât see dragging myself (and my wife) 1000+ km to a âphoto-opâ. Iâd rather make a donation to the college fund.
rmacprivate almost 12 years ago
Gee! Somebody deleted my first comment to John Pike about his fishing for trolls. That was the first use of the word maroons here today. I wonder why anybody could be so upset about a little good natured kidding around? I guess some people are so full of themselves, that they canât see the humor in anything.
rmacprivate almost 12 years ago
And in that first, now deleted (by whom?) comment, I didnât use anybodies names, nor intend to make any reference to any specific person, or persons, that commen here and yet at least one person had to immediately start making personal attacks against me. All that for my making a humorous and generic observation about trolls, in general.
DoctorDan almost 12 years ago
I didnât know that. I thought it was just a BB mangling of âmoronâ. Thanks for the intersting factoid.
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
We have a different view on reunions than a lot of the above commenters. My husbandâs 60th St. Pete High School reunion was last year, and mine is coming up in July. We really enjoy seeing the old duffers again. My husband made a âbest friendâ several years ago. (A card-carrying geek, he makes elaborate illustrated name tags and memory books for both classes.) Iâm letting a classmate from Bradenton stay at our place so she can come. In each class, a dedicated volunteer serves as a clearing house for communication and reports on illnesses, deaths, etc. I could go on and on (and often have, of course), but as we grow older our gatherings seem more precious to us.
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
âA tradition in political philosophy that emphasizes individualism, equality, and freedom. â.Or the right-wing trolls would be if they believed in any of that stuff. They may say they do, but deep down inside it scares them. Thatâs why they all march in lock-step whichever way they are told by their authority figures..Hence the phrase âLiberals fall in love; conservatives fall in line.â So they tend to vote the same way, support the same ânewsâ channel, buy the current best-seller that supports their positions and in general get more power than the liberals, who are fragmented.
DTJB almost 12 years ago
But itâs a mile, whhhhaaaaaaa! :(
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Not possible.
James38 almost 12 years ago
But rpmurray is just a troll. Say âBenghaziâ five times and maybe he will go away.
Any other answer may just get him to multiply like fruit flies.
Dr Lou Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I know exactly where Zanesville, OH isâŠ.!
But one would think at least BD would stop by the reunion.
FriscoLou almost 12 years ago
Iâd go to my 40th, but Iâm afraid Lindsey Graham would still probably figure out who I am, elephants have long memories. Besides, itâs a long way to Carolina a long way to go.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
âEveryone will be richer than meâ.
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
âŠand maybe you wonât. Let the hearings take place. I will be the first to congratulate and thank you if you turn out to be right.
Potrzebie almost 12 years ago
Gocomics should charge readers to post in the comments. Thatâs a money maker!!!
loves raising duncan almost 12 years ago
I will NEVER go to my High School Reunion! Worst years of my life! I would rather eat dirt!