Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 06, 2014
Transcript:
Sammy: Now, let me get this straight! Massachusetts abolished slavery ten years ago and you never even told me! Josh: Well, I... Sammy: Boss, that's the... Nate: No, Sammy, don't get all excited. Josh: Sammy, I didn't mean to deceive you. It was a simple mistake. Sammy: A simple mistake?! You told me I was living in a slave state, Virginia, not Massachusetts! Josh: Well, I get them mixed up sometimes. Nate: There are a lot of states, Sammy. Josh: That's right! And they're practically still naming them!
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
Sam, speak to an attorney. That John Adams guy is pretty good.
craygz Premium Member over 10 years ago
Demand back pay
Sportymonk over 10 years ago
Jim was born at the beginning of the century and died at the end of the century. He saw the president assassinated and Johnson become president. He died in the same house he was born in but he died in a different state. The house didn’t move and the state line did not run through his house. What state was he born in and what state did he die in?
arye uygur over 10 years ago
Either West Virginia which was originally part of Virginia or Maine which was part of Massachusetts and became a separate state due to the Missour Compromise.
Sportymonk over 10 years ago
Don’t forget Johnson as president.
sixam over 10 years ago
Didn’t the snow they got every winter give Sammy a clue that he wasn’t in Virginia?
SKJAM! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Also, it snowed in Virginia slightly more often in the Eighteenth Century,whether you attribute this to anthropogenic climate changer or natural climate cycles.
trollope'sreader over 10 years ago
Jim must have been born in early 1800, was an adult when Lincoln was assassinated and VP Andrew Johnson replaced him. So, I’m guessing it would be a state change in borders that occurred after the Civil War, but can’t determine which states that would be from my brief search..
StCleve72 over 10 years ago
to quote H. Rap Brown: “to be black in America is to live in a constant state of rage.”
mourdac Premium Member over 10 years ago
Anything goes when keeping down labor costs.
ladykat over 10 years ago
Maybe he was born in Canada and died in a state of confusion.
Blood-Poisoning Vermin over 10 years ago
Both Virginia and Mass are 2 of the 4 states that are actually commonwealths, not states. But I’ve learned that pointing that out is as good as tatooing “Dork” on my forehead, so I don’t.
kaffekup over 10 years ago
Nobody named “too-zonked” could ever be called a dork.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Tell it to the judge.
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
@too-zonked They were considered States in the Declaration of Independence, the Articles of Confederation, and are considered states in the US Constitution.
barister over 10 years ago
Hulllooo Folks….I think you are missing the obvious. In the panel two days ago, it was discovered that Sam can READ. Hard to believe he NEVER came across anything with the name Mass-as-too-shus on it. How can he be duped if he can read?
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Some southern politicians would love for the minimum wage to go back to zero.
Sportymonk over 10 years ago
Larry was the first to answer correctly and then the others figured out the rest. He was born in 1800 in Virginia (Carton made me remember this riddle) and died in 1900 in West Virginia as the state split during the Civil War. The president was Lincoln (not Kennedy as many assume) as the vice president was Andrew Johnson. Posting here for those that look back. Posting in tomorrows for the others.