Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 29, 2016

There’s a virgin in the room.

Cancel NAFTA. Don’t enact the TPP. In fact “TP” the homes of legislators and lobbyists who are pushing for the TPP.☺For those of you outside the usa, TPing a house means to throw toilet paper over the house and also all the trees and other vegetation on the property.♦Seems like that dour boss can’t even say the dreaded word “sex”.

Remember now, ED IS NOT MINCING WORDS!!

Condo ? Pills ? Day after pills? Or a new updated version of the bible ?

Of course E.D. will work. It won’t be much fun, but it will work.

I remember talking to a young gay man a couple of years before AIDS became known, and he was baffled by the notion of using a condom with someone he couldn’t get pregnant. How things have changed!

The bible works if you throw hard enough and hit the guy in the nuts.

Change AIDS to Zika and this is almost current.

Another bride, another groomAnother sunny honeymoonAnother season, another reasonFor making whoopee

The chorus sings, “Here comes the bride”Another victim is by her sideHe’s lost his reason ‘cause it’s the seasonFor making whoopee

Orig. lyrics from Makin Whoopee by Gus Kahn 1928

I hear that Teddy Roosevelt practiced safe whoopee. He always had rough riders close at hand.

you know, Boinking. and Condoms

@leftwingpatriot [When I reply like this, it can be taken for granted that the Submit button didn’t work as a regular reply.],I’ll bet she’s good. I imprinted on Harry Nilsson’s version, with Gordon Jenkins arranging/conducting. Fitzgerald’s Gershwin songs (with Ellis Larkin on piano) are an eternal favorite.