Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 14, 2022

Someone has to ask? It seems quite obvious.

Who asked, “Which one am I?”??

Hope it wasn’t Zonk, or BD, or “Uncle Stupidhead”!!

Ah, still nice to see Alex’s wide-eyed joy at their wedding 25 years later!

Awwww… sweet ♡.

Alex actually gave Zonker a run for my favorite character. This is why

It would have been Mike.

Calling someone “phatt” can only be a compliment in writing.;-)

she’s reached the age she needs subtitles.

Doesn’t matter. It’s literally, the thought that counts here. Enthusiasm trumps understanding.

Finally, a real toast. Out of the mouths of babes…

Okay, who spiked her drink, okay?

Now she dances and falls down drunk?

If you have to ask, you ain’t it.

Wow. I just learned a new word. Phattest. It means most attractive and desirable. What guy wouldn’t want to be called phat, instead of fat.

One of the best toasts I have ever encountered.

Whizzle the whatle?

Who says kids should be barred from “grown-up” weddings?

This is the highlight of the day.

The lowlight being Zeke trying to sneak off the boat with a whole smoked salmon inside his pants.

The single greatest wedding toast in history.

Almost didn’t recognize her.

Alex is just so happy!!

What is the significance of Alex’s 4-14 tattoo? /s

“Okay, time for us to swim to shore” – J.J. to Zeke

Zeke can’t go in the water so soon after eating the entire buffet when no one was looking.

So sweet of Alex, so characteristically clueless of Mike…