Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 08, 2022

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    StrummerFan  over 2 years ago

    That is simply terrifying!

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    rekam Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Always interesting to see both eyes on the same side of the nose.

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    Lucy Rudy  over 2 years ago

    Tiny birds build nests on my front porch right where I come and go, they don’t care. They leave more nesting material on the steps than in their nests! Messy but cute.

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 2 years ago

    Daffy Duck much?

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    therese_callahan2002  over 2 years ago

    Either Patrick’s school has a dress code, or he just came from church.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I cleaned out the birdhouses the other day. I don’t know where there was room for the birds!! Houses were packed to the ceiling.

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    “kind of”?

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    david_42  over 2 years ago

    Two houses back, barn swallows built their nest on a light fixture next to the original garage. They came back year after year and raised broods. Ate a lot of wasp grubs in the process.

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    monya_43  over 2 years ago

    Either the front doors are way too small or Ralph is huge. (I know cartoon physics. :-p)

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    Ol' me  over 2 years ago

    I would get leg cramps almost immediately.

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    Let’s see if Ralph can rotate his head around like an owl can.

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    donwestonmysteries  over 2 years ago

    Always thought he looked a little owlish.

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Had a good chuckle on this on!

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    oldsmkysyvr  over 2 years ago

    Beware Ralph. I tried a fake owl in my garden to keep the birds away and they slowly but surely pecked the owl’s eyes out.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    And the birds say, “Oh look, we have a toilet”.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 2 years ago

    I think that Ralph is full of HOO-ey!

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    Looks like it is time to take Ralph to the doctor.

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    fredb49  over 2 years ago

    A few years back a couple of Mocking birds had a nest in a tree by my mailbox and everytime I went to get my mail they would dive bomb me, by the end of the season I was suffering from PTSD.

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    tinstar  over 2 years ago

    Ralph’s eyeballs are rather likely to dry out. Or, as his mother probably told him when he was a child, his “face will freeze like that.”

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