One can hardly avoid speed bumps that are in the road Honeybunch! On the rare occasion that I’ve had to do my makeup in the car I just have my husband warn me if he’s about to go over a speedbump or whatever though it’s usually only an issue when trying to apply eyeliner in a straight line
Get your makeup on before you get in the car! Or better yet just stop wearing makeup. Believe me, you’d look far better without it. My wife has never needed it and she looks gorgeous – much better than if she were to color herself up like some circus clown.
I doubt I would have thought of such a clever comeback. More likely, mine would have been, “Why are you putting on your d@mned make-up while I’m driving?”
Fortunately my wife wears very little make-up. And on the rare occasions when she does, she’s not foolish enough to put it on in the car.
momofalex7 12 months ago
Ever see Airplane? Now that was smeared makeup.
wmwiii Premium Member 12 months ago
I believe this is the first time I’ve seen Honeybunch wear lipstick.
Gizmo Cat 12 months ago
Why apply it in a moving vehicle anyway? Sometimes see women doing that while driving, very dangerous!
Frankie5466 12 months ago
One can hardly avoid speed bumps that are in the road Honeybunch! On the rare occasion that I’ve had to do my makeup in the car I just have my husband warn me if he’s about to go over a speedbump or whatever though it’s usually only an issue when trying to apply eyeliner in a straight line
DevilDog2001 Premium Member 12 months ago
Stop waiting until you’re in the car to apply makeup!
Johnnie Polo Premium Member 12 months ago
Or Rouge Rage
win.45mag 12 months ago
That’s hilarious. Now jump a few curbs!!
dlkrueger33 12 months ago
Rouge Rage.
jagedlo 12 months ago
Stop going over speed bumps…so he’s supposed to wait until you do your makeup and back up traffic?
Mumblix Premium Member 12 months ago
Stop farding in the car, lady!
Just-me 12 months ago
Traversing a speed bump isn’t normally optional…
monya_43 12 months ago
She did well not getting lipstick up her nose.
mountainclimber 12 months ago
I hate speed bumps. Their real purpose is not to slow traffic, but to divert it to other streets because of the unpleasantness.
Moon57Shine 12 months ago
You should have done it before you left the house, or were you running too late to do so?
oldsmkysyvr 12 months ago
" Hold on Honeybunch, there’s an Earl Sheib’s place up ahead. I’ll pull in and they can give you one of their $29.95 make overs."
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Come on you two, kiss and makeup.
EMGULS79 12 months ago
Get your makeup on before you get in the car! Or better yet just stop wearing makeup. Believe me, you’d look far better without it. My wife has never needed it and she looks gorgeous – much better than if she were to color herself up like some circus clown.
BlueKnight25 12 months ago
Finish before you leave the house. Especially if you’re the driver.
Guybrush Threepwood 12 months ago
Ok, this is actually pretty witty. Nice one.
Bill The Nuke 12 months ago
Golly, I guess they should have taken the Jetson flying car.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 12 months ago
Hey Kevin! In my humble opinion, you win the Internet today!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
paullp Premium Member 12 months ago
I doubt I would have thought of such a clever comeback. More likely, mine would have been, “Why are you putting on your d@mned make-up while I’m driving?”
Fortunately my wife wears very little make-up. And on the rare occasions when she does, she’s not foolish enough to put it on in the car.
Jaythor 4 months ago
She is the stupidest woman in comic strip history.