Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 14, 2024

Norm thought that down all by himself.

I mowed mine today, only to knock those purplish things that popped up!

Hilarious moment?

I am just happy all the snow has melted.

A man with a college aged son living with him should never have to mow the lawn himself! And definitely not while the kid just sits there asking silly questions lol

His dopey son knows NOTHING about working up a sweat. When did HE become the fountain of knowledge ?

Instead of the organic recycling bin, I can think of a place for Ralph to dump that grass!

Three words for Norman, Skechers Step In.

Sometimes a word or phrase means pretty much the same whether it has up or down in it. For instance: Slow up and slow down.

Children…questioning everything!

Well, son, take over the mowing and then we’ll talk about it.

Norm should be the one mowing the lawn, but this is Norm here.

Sweat comes up from the body onto the skin, where it evaporates. It does not flow down from the skin into the body.

The kid sitting on the steps needs to be working up a sweat….not the father. He’d probably run over himself with the mower….but stuff happens.

Only natural Ralph’s kid is skewed to “down”. Its in Norman’s nature. His IQ is down…his penchant for work…his..

Ralph would like to smack him downside his head.

I had a Norm, didn’t want to be taught how to do anything but knew everything about life, now that he’s married and they have their own home he has to pay to get things done, expert on everything but doesn’t know how to do anything

That’s like my brother objecting to hearing ’it’s the least I can do’. He’ll tell you the least you can do is nothing.

Sonny boy needs to work more, spout silly ideas less.