The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for March 28, 2019

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I wish her luck in getting any form of payment.

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    If her psychiatrist hasn’t cured her yet, there is something wrong with her psychiatrist.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Cue Floyd Cramer and Last Date.

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    wydk  over 5 years ago

    you don’t have to pay that, I knew her and she was FU long before you came along.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Eno, you left a very strong impression on her. I bet she thought about committing suicide because of you.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The girl I took to my high-school prom still sends me Christmas cards [redacted] decades later. I must have done something right. Or she has OCD. . . . No, I did something right.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Hello”

    “Hello, Dave?”

    “Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?”

    “This is Jane.”

    “Jane? Jane who?”

    “Jane”

    “Jane Jane?”

    “Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport.”

    “Oh, yeah. How are you, Jane?”

    “Pregnant! And I’m gonna jump out the window!”

    “Say, you are a good sport, aren’t ya, Jane?”

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    rhpii  over 5 years ago

    Think Statute of Limitations.

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    Popcorn   over 5 years ago

    Send it back,postage due!

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    micromos  over 5 years ago

    If only the USPS still did that.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So the restraining order finally expired?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’d sure like to read her Therapist’s notes!

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Must have made an impression if it’s been this long and she still can’t get over Eno. I would say she was already a candidate for therapy.

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    clayface9 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Good luck getting any money out of that broke bum.

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