F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 14, 2022

Hitchcock paid a visit?

Really good point, thank you for that.

This is mass murder.

In a parallel universe he’s eating Cereal

Only two? Only a couple of murders?

I would think it would take at least 3 murders to classify as serial.

They thought it was a killer idea to leave the windows and garage open. It turned out to be ‘caw’-camamy.

Actually; crow is a bird of the genus Corvus, and as such are exceedingly smart; some of them rate them at the level of a 7 year old human.

How many crows does it take to make a murder? 2? 3? more?

Me and boys will just waddle on by…

I’ve been fighting against the besmirchment of crows, for a while, but this may finally allow me to accept the “murder” moniker.

She says while eating her cereal …

It’s three or more with time between so technically this would be a spree.

Soon you’ll have a ‘wake’ of vultures…

Enough to have CORVID19?

getting rid of crows is murder…