I don’t understand how filling his cap with foil prevents mockery. Two possibilities … either the cap raised higher might make people think he has a big brain, or … they might think he has a really full head of hair.
I’m surprised there’s no parallel conspiracy dribble about how tinfoil was replaced by aluminum foil because tinfoil blocks dipsy-doodle rays and aluminum foil doesn’t! Those sinister overlords, always a step ahead!
How about if you line your baseball cap with copper screening, then run one wire down your back and attach it to an other piece of copper screening on the bottom of your shoe? Now you have a grounded Faraday cage to keep the 5G out of your head.
Without a grounding wire that makes a good electrical connection to Earth, that tinfoil acts as an antenna instead of a shield. Your choice: ground your tinfoil hat and have your movements limited by the length of your grounding wire, or wear it ungrounded to allow mind-reading and external thought control to work even better…
Cactus-Pete 12 months ago
What’s tinfoil?
Leroy 12 months ago
Very practical!!
Zykoic 12 months ago
Brilliant but that’s exactly what they want you to think……
The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
I will never look at all those guys wearing baseball caps the same again!
maureenmck Premium Member 12 months ago
I don’t understand how filling his cap with foil prevents mockery. Two possibilities … either the cap raised higher might make people think he has a big brain, or … they might think he has a really full head of hair.
gokar 4,la 12 months ago
You’ll still get mocked until you change the hat color…red is for well… the lesser minded cult warrior.
jango 12 months ago
Another plot hatched by the aluminum foil companies.
l.vaillancourt 12 months ago
I’m surprised there’s no parallel conspiracy dribble about how tinfoil was replaced by aluminum foil because tinfoil blocks dipsy-doodle rays and aluminum foil doesn’t! Those sinister overlords, always a step ahead!
Rotary12 Premium Member 12 months ago
How about if you line your baseball cap with copper screening, then run one wire down your back and attach it to an other piece of copper screening on the bottom of your shoe? Now you have a grounded Faraday cage to keep the 5G out of your head.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
It does explain a lot of red hats out there. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
A perfect hat for the low-I.Q.anon.
perryed 12 months ago
$1000 says that`s a MAGA cap.
Baucuva 12 months ago
If you’re that dumb you’re not going to escape the mockery.
ferddo 12 months ago
Without a grounding wire that makes a good electrical connection to Earth, that tinfoil acts as an antenna instead of a shield. Your choice: ground your tinfoil hat and have your movements limited by the length of your grounding wire, or wear it ungrounded to allow mind-reading and external thought control to work even better…
tcviii Premium Member 11 months ago
Sometimes red hat is just a hat.