For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 14, 2009

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    OpenWings  almost 15 years ago

    ….typical Ted response. Yawn!

    Can’t wait for Susan001’s response - they’re always great where Ted is concerned! xD

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    Flintstoned  almost 15 years ago

    Diamonds,that inspires peace at home.

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    hildigunnurr Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    well, actually Ted’s got the right idea this time round…

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    Donna White  almost 15 years ago

    For once, Ted the creep has the right idea. Jewelry is always nice. Spa day, pretty clothing, a good book or DVD or CD. NOT kitchen appliances, unless specifically asked for. John, get a clue!

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    Artrina  almost 15 years ago

    I guess I’m a different kind of woman. I ASKED for a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas. (current 1 is 9+ years old) I told hubby what features are important to me. He’ll spend the time researching it and he’ll spend l more $$ on it and get a better one than I probably would if we waited until the current one bites the dust.

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    gobblingup Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    That’s true, Ted does seem to know how to keep the ladies happy a bit more than John. At least for one day…

    I’m looking forward to some of these responses too. Jahosacat, sometimes I’m like you, and ask for something practical. Same idea for techie things – he researches better.

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    RI Red Hen  almost 15 years ago

    I’m not a jewery person. I have wanted a food saver for some time. If Elly doesn’t want it, send it to me.

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    Sweetsugarsassy  almost 15 years ago

    Uh John, she may want to seal you IN that food saver!

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    alondra  almost 15 years ago

    First Ted the jerk refers to Elly as “the” wife, not “your” wife, and John doesn’t correct him. Then he wants to give Elly as unromantic a gift as that. If John was my husband he’d be the first thing I wrapped in plastic, behold the mummy!

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    Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    If she asks for kitchen/household items (I sometimes do!) then they are a fine gift. If she doesn’t then look at what she enjoys doing. I once received a food processor I had wanted but didn’t dare ask for (too little funds…) and the thought (and the gift!) was very much appreciated! But then I love to cook, Ellie seems to be an indifferent one at best.

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    masnadies  almost 15 years ago

    If you ask for appliances, all is well. Otherwise, I see it as buying me things to do my job. If John would be happy with a new dental drill for Christmas, he can buy her appliances.

    OTOH jewelry is way marked up and not too fun. If DH doesn’t get mine at his brother’s pawn shop, I don’t want it. How about a computer game or new hiking boots? Maybe a pool cue? Something thoughtful but fun!

    As a woman, I am often given lotions and spa stuff, and I hate that stuff, but I know many people like them. Elly might also like some new, un-mom-like clothes, but those are hard to buy for another person.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 15 years ago

    If it has a cord on it, don’t buy it.

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    Deezlebird  almost 15 years ago

    Jewelry to me is such a waste of money–I got a tiller this year. I can’t wait to hit the garden next year!

    If you are into jewelry that’s fine, it’s just not me. I have my engagement and wedding rings on one hand, my birthstone ring that my mother gave me 41 years ago on the other. I usually forget to even put earrings on.

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    sydtaki  almost 15 years ago

    And I asked for (and received) a doormat. A big, sturdy, recycled tire doormat that will outlast the elements and do it’s job of keeping dirt out of our home. Good man, bought two.

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    I like to buy my honey a variety of gifts from jewelry to books, some little unexpected items. Whatever I buy I try to make them special items. I listen to my wife throughout the year and make a point of taking note of little things she finds that she likes. That way I can get her something that I know she wants and isn’t expecting.

    I like shopping for her because she is the one person that I know that I am getting something that she wants.

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    Dewsolo  almost 15 years ago

    I’m not a jewelry person, I’d rather have kitchen stuff. What I DON’T want is a new microwave picked out by the hubby. I don’t trust my hubby’s taste in kitchen appliances. He bought the last two microwaves and they weren’t what I would have picked myself (same goes for the range and the washer….when the fridge needed replacing, he’d learned his lesson and took me along when he picked it out) What I’d really like is a nice big gift card from some kitchen shop in a decent sized city. And a night in a motel in the same city…and a nice gift card for a good restaurant in said city.

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    BlitzMcD  almost 15 years ago

    No matter which option John chooses, the politically correct police will be on him like ugly on a tarantuala. Best bet? Go for what you know she will like and appreciate.

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    get elly a subscription to sports illustrated …..

    oh maybe that is why my ex is an ex!

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    kittylover2  almost 15 years ago

    Hey Ted, good answer. I really didn’t think you had it in you, go figure. Don’t ever buy kitchen or household stuff UNLESS your wife asks for it. Buy clothing, something lovely to wear to bed. Open your mind.

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    EarlWash  almost 15 years ago

    Jon, you get her that for Christmas, and I hope she gives you a vacuum cleaner for your birthday.

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 15 years ago

    Maybe John should shove the food saver in Ted’s mouth for Ted’s remark mouth about dumb idea for getting food saver for Elly.

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 15 years ago

    Merrymarg I hope I spell that name correctly. Wish you and your family a Happy Holidays! Wink! ;-)

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    Susan001 said, about 5 hours ago

    I just can’t understand how people can go bare-headed in cold and snow. Don’t they know that they’re losing body heat through their scalps?

    I totally bald and rarely wear a hat in winter and live near Buffalo NY and it doesn’t effect me, but then people do call me weird

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    notinksanymore  almost 15 years ago

    I asked for a flannel covered hot water bottle. I got a fancy new watch. In all fairness, the old watch is over a decade old. I’m not complaining!

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    RinaFarina  almost 15 years ago

    @cleokaya, what a considerate man you are! if you know of another one like that, who is free (I know you’re taken), i want him!

    That’s the best description i’ve ever seen of how one should pick out presents for people. That’s how i do it - and I like giving un _ birthday presents - words cannot describe the surprised, pleased, _ gratified expression on the givee’s face. It has given me some of my best memories. So this positive reinforcement encourages me to do it again.

    I hope your lady friend appreciates what she has…

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    RinaFarina  almost 15 years ago

    I am having trouble with the italic feature - it doesn’t quite work the way it’s supposed to. Excuse me while I wrestle it to the ground, if I can.

    Nope, seems not. Maybe you can’t put more than one italicized phrase in a comment?

    Nuts! (almonds, walnuts, pecans, cashews - it’s good to eat a handful now & then)

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    OpenWings  almost 15 years ago

    RinaFarina dang, I just have to try that now…! ;o)

    I will make this bit in italics and I might also do this bit in italics and maybe also this bit in bold italics.

    I wonder if it is still working in this paragraph, so I will do this bit in italics too, just to see.

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    OpenWings  almost 15 years ago

    Hey, well I guess it worked. Although I have noticed that it does get a bit temperamental on me sometimes too, for no reason that seems obvious to me.

    …..maybe it will work for you tomorrow! :o)

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    OpenWings  almost 15 years ago

    cleokaya said, I listen to my wife throughout the year and make a point of taking note of little things she finds that she likes. That way I can get her something that I know she wants and isn’t expecting.

    Wow, that’s awesome, and it’s exactly what I’ve been trying to train myself to do throughout the year with everybody in mind! Alas, with little success, because here I am again at the end of another year and still agonizing over what to get for some people! Sigh

    Susan001 said, Now, as to tomorrow…

    I do love your comments, even if I have griped about some in the past! So, as to tomorrow, I can wait… :o)

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    OpenWings  almost 15 years ago

    And one last thing…

    Hmm, somewhere between panels 2 and 3, John and Ted decided to swap sides.

    howtheduck that’s supposed to be your specialty, coming up with a quirky reason why they did that.

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    kat827618  almost 15 years ago

    Vegetables, as in stupid gift: Gifts should be personal. If Elly were a gourmet cook, then a set of outrageously expensive cook-ware, that she would never splurge-on for herself, would be personal and pleasurable for her to use.

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 15 years ago

    First of all: People should stop the name-calling here! That’s so rude and it’s the Christmas season too … “peace on earth, goodwill towards man,” that kind of thing!

    Second: Normally I agree that getting your wife anything with a cord is an unwelcome gift UNLESS specifically requested (and that goes especially for exercise equipment too!!!!!).

    A couple of years ago, I requested a stand mixer for Christmas when I became interested in baking and started doing a lot of cakes for family gatherings. My husband absolutely hated the idea (wanted to do something sweet and romantic) but got it for me anyhow. I was absolutely tickled to death! I’ve used it on an almost-weekly basis ever since! I just LOVE it!!!!!

    Third: It’s refreshing to hear a man say that he actually listens to his wife throughout the year for gift ideas. That’s so sweet!

    Unfortunately, I’m one of those people who find it very difficult to shop for my husband. He’s retired, so he doesn’t need new clothes for work. Despite being retired, he really has no hobbies other than web-surfing! He golfs very infrequently (just once or twice during the entire summer) so he doesn’t need anything there. He’s not a book reader so that’s out. He owned his own construction company before he retired so he’s already got all the tools he can possibly use. And if he comes across anything during the course of the year that he wants and it’s a good deal, he gets it then so that by the time Christmas rolls around, there are absolutely NO ideas left for ME!!!!!

    Tell me, husbands … what’s a wife supposed to do in a situation like this?!?!?!?

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    JanLC  almost 15 years ago

    Cleo: You need to either figure out a way to clone yourself or start a seminar for husbands on the art of gift buying. I guarantee almost every wife in the US and elsewhere will sign “him” up for it.

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    summerdog86  almost 15 years ago

    Lottery tickets

    candy

    any food type baskets

    quarters for the car wash

    restaurant gift cards

    car cleaning products

    birdfeeder and seed and suet

    booze

    homemade christmas cookies

    matchbox construction toys

    digital weather station

    Home Depot or Lowes gift card

    coffee maker and gourmet coffee

    loose change sorter

    race car shaped wireless comp. mouse

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