FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 10, 2019

um… at least Roger didn’t give Andy a cookbook with artery-clogging recipes

The cot?!? He’ll be lucky if he gets to sleep on the carpet!

You still have time to amend this horrible mistake!

Page, that would be a “yes”.

That’s in retaliation for the nose-hair trimmer she got him last year.

“You only look good when I’ve got my beer goggles on……”

She didn’t seem impressed with the thigh master last year.

I wonder what Mom got Dad…

He could go buy a new bathroom scale?

Chocolate, dude. L.A. Burdick ships.

Ahh, the lead-balloon of gifts for the middle-aged love of your life. DOH!

what lady at the cosmetic counter talked him into this?

Wrinkle cream for Valentine’s Day? NO! That’s what you give for a birthday present!

Sounds like the home fires between Roger and Andy have cooled off since they had Jason.

What were you THINKING, man?!

I would love it if my husband bought me wrinkle cream. They are so expensive!

Anybody remember an obscure early ’90s movie called White Palace? Do NOT buy her a vacuum cleaner!

First, bury that “gift” somewhere far, far away.Second, take her out for a nice dinner. Somewhere that knows how to make a good beetloaf I suppose. Third, remember to raise the kids allowances. Blackmail is an ugly thing, don’t make them resort to it.

We want dailies!

When do we want them?

Daily!

Sleep on a cot? He’d be lucky to be offered a place in the garden – And February winter isn’t nearly as nice as June…. 8^)

But, but, it’s chocolate wrinkle cream!

Listen to the kid’s dad. do not give as a gift.

On Valentines Day, I always go for the slinky lingerie. I also get something nice for the wife.

Violets are blue, roses are red, Roger was stupid, and now Roger’s dead.

BAHAHAHAHA

Seven Deadly Sins.

Better rethink your decision in a chronological way before the decision you forgot to amend becomes a problem built on karma, Roger!