FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 07, 2024

When was the last time we saw Steve?

Gonna need a smaller head, Peter.

Peter’s egomania has long been a topic around here.

Poor Peter. Sadly, the truly great and awesome and good looking … don’t have to say it or advertise it or spell it out for themselves.

Also no room for his phone number, in case of supermodels wanting a baseball.

I don’t think it’s going to be an issue for you, Peter…

Doesn’t Peter spend most of his time on the bench anyway?

It takes time and concentration to develop a great autograph. Hence, the bench time. Time well spent.

Unusual he writes in cursive. Always wondered how old time players signed a ball using a fountain pen; ball point pens were not common until the 40s.

Today’s “Foxtrot Classics” that is missing is April 6, 2003.

I think that ball is going to be used for batting practice

Try softball.

Go for the fine tip.

Practicing something he’ll never do.

Twins?

Once again, they were short of players who tried out for baseball at good old H High School

He should autograph the bench.

Peter, who never got a hit

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I wonder if that other player on the bench is chewing a “plug” of chewing tobacco?

Yeah, but basketball players are less likely to be able to write.

and humble…

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