FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 13, 2023

“Homemade” sea salt. That sounds like Martha. Wait until Jason tackles laundry and tries to find “glove stretchers”.

Improvise, Jason me lad. Improvise!

Here’s a clue for you, Jason. It’s all sea salt.

This strip is getting a little salty.

It’s all sea salt. The stuff they mine and sell in the stores just comes from an ancient sea.

Martha Stewart you are not Jason.

He will also need new appliances, like a bacon stretcher

In case Martha changes her recipes to “serve 3 to 5”.

Is it “jailbird” or “jailbirdette”???

Try sweating.

He’s so cute in that apron!

Panel 2: “Cartoonist Tapped for Supreme Court.”

How’d that Supreme Court nomination (panel 2) turn out?

We use Martha’s meatloaf recipe – https://www.marthastewart.com/316391/classic-meatloaf – it’s pretty darned tasty.

Another reminder of Jason being a literalist.

There’s an amazing cathedral that was constructed in a salt mine in Colombia, 48 kilometers from the capital, Bogotá: https://colombia.travel/en/blog/zipaquira-salt-cathedral-temple-and-masterpiece

How fast can you get a pizza delivered?