FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 19, 2023

Are they stoned?

Some people do that on their first day at a weight loss clinic.

Anymore, and your pants will be down around your thighs. A classy look, no doubt.

For a smart kid, he thinks like a 3 year old sometimes!

Just tell them you’re 6 feet 3 inches and 215 pounds and they’ll believe you.

Now you look like Aunty Acid.

Gold bars let you throw around some weight.

Not how that works, Jason.

Actual exercise might help, Jason. Just sayin’.

Power to the pebble!

Now go for a long walk on a short pier. Oops! Did I say that out loud?