I normally shop on an empty stomach just before lunch, because I can buy lunch at the grocery store. Yesterday, I bought a whole roasted chicken. I froze most of it, but I ate part, because I wanted to throw the rib cage away. I also bought potato salad.
My wife and I (in our house it takes two people to do the shopping or even to pick up a pizza) go to the store with a dedicated list of things to buy. However, if there is something on sale …
I have become somewhat of a butcher, dividing packages of meat into smaller counts and cutting up a 10 pound whatever into sizes we can use for a meal. Our freezer is a big part of our food strategy.
My wife considers herself to be queen of the BOGO.
Another reason my wife and I will go shopping together is to play hide-and-seek. She will send me back to the produce section to pick something up and then move onto another aisle. I cannot eliminate places that we have already been. Part of her strategy is to double back.
From Chapter 4 of another fictious book that I am writing: “Life of a Retired Couple.”
Chapter 5: Using an Excel Spreadsheet to Manage Your Medications and why it takes a quart of water to take your morning pills.
Yet another comic showing males as irresponsible, I get tired of them. I am a man and I do the family shopping, laundry and much of the cooking and I am completely capable as many other men are.
seanfear 5 months ago
someone is up to some heart attack – and it ain’t these two
sirbadger 5 months ago
I normally shop on an empty stomach just before lunch, because I can buy lunch at the grocery store. Yesterday, I bought a whole roasted chicken. I froze most of it, but I ate part, because I wanted to throw the rib cage away. I also bought potato salad.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 months ago
“JUST EGGS!”
SquidGamerGal 5 months ago
Are you two deaf or just stupid? Andy clearly said just eggs! JUST! EGGS!!
Dkram 5 months ago
I’ve gone food shopping on an empty stomach before but, my wallet was emptier.
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PoodleGroomer 5 months ago
The best stores have hourly truck rental at the store for those that don’t have SUVs or pickups.
Kaputnik 5 months ago
Current food prices make this kind of impulse buying a bit easier to avoid. But some people are very impulsive.
mindjob 5 months ago
I didn’t know Roger was a millionaire
dflak 5 months ago
My wife and I (in our house it takes two people to do the shopping or even to pick up a pizza) go to the store with a dedicated list of things to buy. However, if there is something on sale …
I have become somewhat of a butcher, dividing packages of meat into smaller counts and cutting up a 10 pound whatever into sizes we can use for a meal. Our freezer is a big part of our food strategy.
My wife considers herself to be queen of the BOGO.
Another reason my wife and I will go shopping together is to play hide-and-seek. She will send me back to the produce section to pick something up and then move onto another aisle. I cannot eliminate places that we have already been. Part of her strategy is to double back.
From Chapter 4 of another fictious book that I am writing: “Life of a Retired Couple.”
Chapter 5: Using an Excel Spreadsheet to Manage Your Medications and why it takes a quart of water to take your morning pills.
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
Well the food they have picked up so far ought to last them until supper.
Retrac Premium Member 5 months ago
They still have not gotten the eggs — and will forget them for sure.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
Roger’s big mistake was bringing along Peter. Andy’s big mistake was trusting Roger to accomplish a simple task.
yangeldf 5 months ago
this is what she gets for starving her family like some wannabe health food guru
nostall 5 months ago
Went shopping while hungry and am now the proud owner of Aisle #3.
Strawberry King 5 months ago
What did they get for Jason, Paige, and Andy?
M.K.Staffeld 5 months ago
Guys, don’t forget the eggs…
circleM 5 months ago
Yet another comic showing males as irresponsible, I get tired of them. I am a man and I do the family shopping, laundry and much of the cooking and I am completely capable as many other men are.
Fennec! at the Disco 5 months ago
Ah, now we see “credit cards plural” in action!
eced52 5 months ago
She should have cleaned out their ears before they left, or just give them enough cash to buy eggs.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 5 months ago
Now imagine if they DID have empty stomachs.