FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 02, 2024

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    seanfear  5 months ago

    someone is up to some heart attack – and it ain’t these two

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    I normally shop on an empty stomach just before lunch, because I can buy lunch at the grocery store. Yesterday, I bought a whole roasted chicken. I froze most of it, but I ate part, because I wanted to throw the rib cage away. I also bought potato salad.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 months ago

    “JUST EGGS!”

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    SquidGamerGal  5 months ago

    Are you two deaf or just stupid? Andy clearly said just eggs! JUST! EGGS!!

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    Dkram  5 months ago

    I’ve gone food shopping on an empty stomach before but, my wallet was emptier.

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    The best stores have hourly truck rental at the store for those that don’t have SUVs or pickups.

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    Kaputnik  5 months ago

    Current food prices make this kind of impulse buying a bit easier to avoid. But some people are very impulsive.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    I didn’t know Roger was a millionaire

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    dflak  5 months ago

    My wife and I (in our house it takes two people to do the shopping or even to pick up a pizza) go to the store with a dedicated list of things to buy. However, if there is something on sale …

    I have become somewhat of a butcher, dividing packages of meat into smaller counts and cutting up a 10 pound whatever into sizes we can use for a meal. Our freezer is a big part of our food strategy.

    My wife considers herself to be queen of the BOGO.

    Another reason my wife and I will go shopping together is to play hide-and-seek. She will send me back to the produce section to pick something up and then move onto another aisle. I cannot eliminate places that we have already been. Part of her strategy is to double back.

    From Chapter 4 of another fictious book that I am writing: “Life of a Retired Couple.”

    Chapter 5: Using an Excel Spreadsheet to Manage Your Medications and why it takes a quart of water to take your morning pills.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well the food they have picked up so far ought to last them until supper.

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    Retrac Premium Member 5 months ago

    They still have not gotten the eggs — and will forget them for sure.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    Roger’s big mistake was bringing along Peter. Andy’s big mistake was trusting Roger to accomplish a simple task.

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    yangeldf  5 months ago

    this is what she gets for starving her family like some wannabe health food guru

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    nostall  5 months ago

    Went shopping while hungry and am now the proud owner of Aisle #3.

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    What did they get for Jason, Paige, and Andy?

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    M.K.Staffeld  5 months ago

    Guys, don’t forget the eggs…

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    circleM  5 months ago

    Yet another comic showing males as irresponsible, I get tired of them. I am a man and I do the family shopping, laundry and much of the cooking and I am completely capable as many other men are.

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    Fennec! at the Disco  5 months ago

    Ah, now we see “credit cards plural” in action!

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    eced52  5 months ago

    She should have cleaned out their ears before they left, or just give them enough cash to buy eggs.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    Now imagine if they DID have empty stomachs.

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