FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 15, 2024

More likely loaded with methanol.

Nominate Andy as official tester

“AARGH!” is nice and short for your last word, which will be on your tombstone.

Skull and Bones is a secret society at Yale. Maybe that is how Jason sold him on the label.

you will, Roger. You will…

It will be to die for.

Though it will probably to vomit from!

There is a beer label with skull and bones, “IrishDeath”. It’s pretty good….

GoComics won’t allow you to say what you REALLY want to say when you drink it.

Ah, there’s my missing toenail!

It’s walkin’ the plank good!

He won’t have to be reminded.

That’s your epitaph- He drank his wine, so here he lies.

I can’t wait for him to take his first drink.

Oh, you’ll be saying AARGH! alright… all the way to the ICU!

do you age the wine in a glass bottle? I’m pretty sure you need to age it in a special vessel, and you need to make sure the environment is anoxic or else you’ll get vinegar

I hope it doesn’t give you scurvy

Oh, you will be saying “Arrgh”, I’m sure. Or something like that. :-D

You probably will.

Since he’ll be stiff as a board, he can be “The Plank”… ㋛

You might end up saying “AAAARGH” anyway, Roger.

He will say that for sure, but not because it tastes good.

I predict a killer product!

Funny thing though, the skull and crossbones motif being appealing to kids is what prompted the poison people to change their labels.

Jason’s subtle warning about the wine…

Isn’t boones farm the same thing, and a lot more flavors.

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of yuck!

Do they still use that for indicating poison?