Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 18, 2022

Better specify what kind, doc.

That question is so obvious! Why didn’t I think of that?

well, you could drink in a lot of sunshine…!

Kefir. Somewhere between liquid and….hm.

I have to remember that one.

Got a doc visit today. That’s one of his usual cautions. Gonna ask him Frank’s question.

Unimprovable!! What a cartoon!!

Not enough liquids?

No matter what or how much you drink you’ll just pi$$ it away.

Jello – slurp Jello

I was with my husband recently when he was getting blood drawn and they were having a hard time finding the vein. Turns out not drinking enough liquid makes it hard. I’m a donor and they never have a problem with my veins.

I once had a friend that would drink brake fluid. When I asked him about it he told me he could stop anytime he wanted.

I have to use this the next time asked.

With a good commercial blender and you could make most anything into a drink.

I always wondered if a cop asks me, “Have you had anything to drink?” do I ask him/her to clarify or will that just piss them off when I answer YES only to discover during the breathalyzer it was water or soda?

hmm, good point. Question, what do you call a glass when it’s not made out of glass?

That sh** Lard Ass 45 recommended for Covid 19!

Drink! Drink! Drink!/To eyes that are bright as stars/When they’re shining on me!/Drink! Drink! Drink!/To lips that are red and sweet/As the fruit on the tree!/Here’s a hope that those/Bright eyes will shine lovingly,/Longingly soon into mine!/May those lips that are red/And sweet, tonight with joy my own lips meet!

They keep changing how much coffee you can drink and now they are saying instead of a drink a day, no alcohol at all!

They tell me to drink a lot of fluids.