A carrier strike a few years ago was the final straw for the newspapers around here several years ago. After several weeks with no paper I was happier getting all my news online, and cancelled my subscription.
If whoever writes the horoscopes didn’t bother because they knew there wouldn’t be any point, then this is the first time in (pre)history that astrology was accurate. Too bad for them it had to happen at the End of the World.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
No news is good news. But horoscopes are based on astrological signs. No horoscopes is not a good sign.
ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
time to kiѕѕ jur aѕѕ (ic) goodbye
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The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Never mind, a Frank & Ernest horoscope would just be full of bad puns anyway.
cornshell almost 2 years ago
Try the horror scopes.
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
Aries: you will have a bad day today.
Gemini: you will have a bad day today.
Hey! I can’t find mine. I’m a Stegosaurius.
sargon1 almost 2 years ago
Is it just me, or does that meteor look like it’s smiling? Or maybe it’s a giant, brown baseball?
saylorgirl almost 2 years ago
This is the second comic I’ve seen with dinosaurs.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mercury is in retrograde and Uranus is grass.
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
and now the newspapers themselves are dinosaurs…!
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Well, he won’t need to bother putting it in the kitty litter box today.
uniquename almost 2 years ago
The seers are out holding, “The world will end today” signs.
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A carrier strike a few years ago was the final straw for the newspapers around here several years ago. After several weeks with no paper I was happier getting all my news online, and cancelled my subscription.
BearsDown Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“And that, kids, was how newspapers became extinct.”
bobbyferrel almost 2 years ago
I’m a Capricorn. We don’t believe in astrology.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
You should have known when all the horoscopes yesterday said Tomorrow is the last day of the rest of your life…
Tweet&Bleat almost 2 years ago
Horrorscope?
T... almost 2 years ago
So, wait for tomorrow’s, today’s can’t be any worse…
Spiffy almost 2 years ago
You don’t want to see the weather forecast, either!
ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
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NEAT!
Google has an easter egg when you search ‘Chicxulub’
skysoxwiz almost 2 years ago
Newspapers are the last to know…..check Twitter.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If whoever writes the horoscopes didn’t bother because they knew there wouldn’t be any point, then this is the first time in (pre)history that astrology was accurate. Too bad for them it had to happen at the End of the World.