You mean a new health bulletin warning not to take
A new drug company study show that pills that cost less than $500 do not have a significant effect (on the company’s bottom line.)
Quit taking after it kills you.
“Don’t take this medication if you’re allergic to it!”
Or the insurance company refuses to pay for it anymore.
“Don’t stop taking it until you talk to your doctor.”
Based on how frequently the ‘new study’ things show up, he’ll probably need a new prescription by week’s end.
But the prescription runs out in 3 days.
Best to take that one with a glass or two of beer…!
That… actually makes a lot of sense, if you think about it.
“Side effects may include sever vomiting and diarrhea, loss of consciousness, and death.” All to the sound of cheery music.
Ask your doctor if Dangittall is right for you.
There once was a drug company that advertised a pill that would take five years off your age. They had to recall it after a 12-year old took three of them.
Do not take while operating heavy machinery. Do not take while pregnant. Do not take while trying to get pregnant in heavy machinery.
This one sounds about right.
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The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You mean a new health bulletin warning not to take
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A new drug company study show that pills that cost less than $500 do not have a significant effect (on the company’s bottom line.)
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Quit taking after it kills you.
flemmingo almost 2 years ago
“Don’t take this medication if you’re allergic to it!”
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Or the insurance company refuses to pay for it anymore.
uniquename almost 2 years ago
“Don’t stop taking it until you talk to your doctor.”
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Based on how frequently the ‘new study’ things show up, he’ll probably need a new prescription by week’s end.
The Orange Mailman almost 2 years ago
But the prescription runs out in 3 days.
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Best to take that one with a glass or two of beer…!
dpatrickryan Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That… actually makes a lot of sense, if you think about it.
stamps almost 2 years ago
“Side effects may include sever vomiting and diarrhea, loss of consciousness, and death.” All to the sound of cheery music.
Tofu Press Pass almost 2 years ago
Ask your doctor if Dangittall is right for you.
Earnestly Frank almost 2 years ago
There once was a drug company that advertised a pill that would take five years off your age. They had to recall it after a 12-year old took three of them.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Do not take while operating heavy machinery. Do not take while pregnant. Do not take while trying to get pregnant in heavy machinery.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This one sounds about right.