Family member died. Six years later he started getting free magazines, I didn’t mind some of them but then there others that were embarrasing and immdiately went in the taste.
Our neighbor across the street donated to a lot of Christian causes and charities. One of them somehow got our address for him (one digit difference) and sent solicitations. We’d stick those in his mailbox. Then he died and we kept getting them. We’d mark “return to sender – addressee deceased” but they kept coming. Finally I took the time to sit down and write a letter explaining that Gene was a good Christian man but passed away and would not be donating anymore. I said they should save the cost of the stationery and postage. I also pointed out that they had the wrong address and the right address was currently under construction with no one living there. I sent it off and never heard from them again.
The dude from FL Premium Member 9 months ago
I was lucky, they found me
Jml58 9 months ago
Don´t die.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Own the distribution rights to “Gilligan’s Island.”
treutvid 9 months ago
Become a Democrat voter in Ohio
InTraining Premium Member 9 months ago
and spend the rest of eternity hitting the “unsubscribe” icon….?
dwdl21 9 months ago
No such thing, everything will come to end and everything will cease to exist, but thankfully not for a very, very, very, very long time…LOL
uniquename 9 months ago
You don’t even need to subscribe to anything. Just create an email account. The spammers will find you.
sandpiper 9 months ago
Set up automatic bill paying schedule.
wirepunchr 9 months ago
I’m still receiving notices about vehicle warranties for my MIL’s car that was totaled in 2015 and she passed in 2018.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
Make one online purchase from Orvis does the same thing. No, The Count is not interested in fly tying classes. Insect bondage sounds gross.
flemmingo 9 months ago
I get those that say my warranty is about to run out. My 2011 Toyota Highlander has almost 200k on it. I believe my warranty ran out just a tad ago?
stairsteppublishing 9 months ago
Family member died. Six years later he started getting free magazines, I didn’t mind some of them but then there others that were embarrasing and immdiately went in the taste.
Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago
Our neighbor across the street donated to a lot of Christian causes and charities. One of them somehow got our address for him (one digit difference) and sent solicitations. We’d stick those in his mailbox. Then he died and we kept getting them. We’d mark “return to sender – addressee deceased” but they kept coming. Finally I took the time to sit down and write a letter explaining that Gene was a good Christian man but passed away and would not be donating anymore. I said they should save the cost of the stationery and postage. I also pointed out that they had the wrong address and the right address was currently under construction with no one living there. I sent it off and never heard from them again.
Earnestly Frank 9 months ago
I am immortal! I will bet my life on it!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Sounds like a revised version of Spamalot.
gopher gofer 8 months ago
get on your high school’s alumni list if you want to receive lots of solicitous (☺) mail…
Ron Bauerle 8 months ago
God put me here to accomplish a certain number of things.
I’m so far behind, I’ll never die…