Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 09, 2017

And Bohrium doesn’t stick around long enough to be boring.

(Its most stable isotope has a half-life of about one minute.)

You mean there’s no such thing as Elephantium?

And there you have it for the ones listening in class.

I’ve consulted my periodic table of the elephants, and Trunkium definitely is on it.

Boy, Mallet really makes you work to figure out the joke.

Well he did speak about one of the elements of elephants.

His report was totally irrelephant.

Elephant and element sound quite similar when one is my age.

Maybe he was having a ‘Calvin moment’ like the one today

Maybe it wasn’t what he was supposed to talk about but it was interesting.

One sixth as dense makes sense; “six times less dense” does not. If He were “one time less dense” than air it wouldn’t exist!

It took me a second, but I love it! Hahaha!!! :D

I’m impressed if elementary schools today are teaching the periodic table.

OK, suppose you’d gone 5th instead of 1st. What would you have said?

Clever!

I like elephants