Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 07, 2017

It’s 19.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I once tried to use my car key to unlock my front door and the house started up. So I took it for a drive. Parked in the middle of the freeway and told everyone to get out of my driveway.

Anywhere is walkable, if you have the time..

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I woke up one day, and somebody had replaced all my belongings with exact duplicates. I asked my roommate, “Did you see what they did?” He said, “Who are you?”

I now use lithium as a salad dressing.

At least he’s a Steven Wright fan, so he’s got that going for him. I would also suggest Mitch Hedberg, and George Carlin.

It seems that throughout history all the important questions have remained consistent. It is the answers that people come up with that change.

“I put a skylight in my apartment. The people upstairs were pissed.”

Pedagogically speaking, it’s better to know how to find the answer yourself than to just have it handed to you.

Next question — “Mrs. O — is bleen a prime number?”

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

Speaking of tangents …

OK, folks you’re very clever. But I have to point out this strip is just plain BRILLIANT to me. I’m reveling is it’s genius! Bravo Mr. Mallett! Another magnificent strip!

Okay Children, class if off for the day, Now go home and clear the premises!

“I live at the end of a one way dead end street. I have no idea how I got there.”

I drove by a gas station. There was a sign outside “Self Service — Help Wanted.” So I went inside and hired myself.

If you drive at the speed of light, do your headlights stop working?