Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 15, 2020

Double negatives don’t not add or subtract days, or not.

Well, they don’t not add them… I don’t think.

It really all depends on what dimensional shifts are occurring at the moment—if you bend space enough, or approach the speed of light, you’d be surprised how many smiling Cheshire Cats will or won’t give you the time of day or days of time!

Both! :-)

Why is Frazz sweeping floors, the strips about the last day of school were last week. Does he have a summer job that i am unaware of?

Once that grammatical knot unravels, he might have a whole different plan.

“Do without thwarting a loss of interest,” has me confused. Does it mean, “Do while losing interest”?

I heard that; unless you don’t approve of saying no you won’t refuse.

“Eat this, don’t eat that; do this, don’t do that; say this, don’t say that” … if this bothers you, kid, don’t ever get married!

I think that’s a quintuple negative: “don’t,” “not,” “without,” “thwarting,” “loss.” Did I miss any?