Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 15, 2020

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    oompa  almost 4 years ago

    Notify The Ministry of Silly Walks.

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    We’re still on the hook for an actual punch line

    It’s the principal of the thing.

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 4 years ago

    From a Far Side cartoon whose date and exact text elude me at the moment: “Do you have trouble coming up with ideas?” “Well sometimes, replied the cartoonist.”

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe Jef is looking for suggestions to round it off. Could be writer’s block. Hits everyone at some point. Use to hit me whenever I was given a deadline for a report.

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    Self referencing cartoons are the best for potential paradoxes!

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    well-i-never  almost 4 years ago

    He spilled coffee down his pants again, didn’t he?

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    MS72  almost 4 years ago

    Prostate cancer surgery

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    Darwinskeeper  almost 4 years ago

    Somebody notify the fourth wall maintenance committee STAT!

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    grocks  almost 4 years ago

    And …? (where is it!?)

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well…That’s funny…Hmm.

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    Old Girl  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of my daughter in 1st grade who had just heard of “knock knock” jokes.

    She: “Daddy, I know a joke; knock knock”

    Me: “who’s there?”

    She: “I don’t know”

    Me: “I don’t know who?

    She: “ I don’t know who either!

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    Uncle Bob  almost 4 years ago

    So these two cannibals in the restaurant call the waiter over. “I don’t know about this clown,” says one. “He tastes funny.” …

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 4 years ago

    You did take the day off.

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    AnimeGamerJames$25  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t think you can get away that easily.

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    car2ner  almost 4 years ago

    I knew a woman who was great at improv. But no matter how much she worked and improved her craft, if she was tired she always got a chuckle from a fart or burp.

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    still…

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    dougsathome  almost 4 years ago

    At least Frazz didn’t do the “walk this way” joke.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Mr. Spaetzle has enough of children when he’s working. He just made sure that he wouldn’t have any more at home.

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    Aviatrexx Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I love it when Mallett so casually breaks the, um, Third Wall. I remember Pogo’s friend Albert lighting his “ceegar” by casually striking a match on the panel border. It takes real talent to create a reality that we so willingly believe, and then have it turn to us, look us in the eyes, and say “I’m not real, you know.” And yet we still believe.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 4 years ago

    Is this the line for punching?

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