Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 04, 2022

As an ex hippie, I’ve always been amused by the concept of “trail head”.

Are you here?

Say or imagine this in Yoda’s voice: “Here, you are.”

But are you sure you’re here?

Oh, I’m here, but sometimes I’m not all there.

Mrs Olsen didn’t walk far enough to even reach the trailhead

One day I drove to the north end of town, walked into the front of the mall and out the back, rented a cab to the west end, walked about a half a mile, then took a bus to the airport and another cab to the park, and the sign said, “You are here.” How do they do that?!

Remember: No matter where you go, there you are.

Same ones were on radio. “You’re listening to the ABC Radio Nitwit.” How could they know that?

As Zeno said, you are always “here”.

When I flew abroad I used to wear a t-shirt with a drawing of a galaxy and two signs: “You are here” and “You luggage is there.” in memory of me arriving in Paris and my suitcase arriving in Frankfurt and being blown up by security (do you know that a metal box of Cadburry sweets can look like a mine to nervous security?).

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On and on

He just keeps on trying

And he smiles when he feels like crying

On and on, on and on, on and on