Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 16, 2023

Yeah, one that uses electricity instead of a candle to heat the bread.

Or someone could start getting his breakfast ready earlier.

Yeah! Get a decent toaster?

Nothing will fix a toaster quicker than bringing home a new one.

A toaster is definitely broken when the bread dries out while you’re waiting for it to brown.

I bought an iron that automatically shuts off after no movement for a certain amount of time. Great piece of mind.

Microwave blew out Friday. Thank goodness toaster oven still works. [S-h-h-h I can’t say that aloud or it’ll be next to break.]

At a parent-teacher session, a mom told me her son ate only pop-tarts for breakfast. She didn’t think that was healthy, especially since he didn’t bother to heat them, but just left them on the counter overnight. I think she would have been even more concerned if she had seen what and how he handled cafeteria lunches. However, I didn’t bother her with that. His report card was going to be enough to ruin her week without any extras.

Can’t use that excuse again, and his dad will probably have a few choice words, and maybe a few bottom swats.

Knowing Caulfield, he probably put the toaster on a timer to start right when Mrs Olsen’s class started.

Almost impossible to find a toaster that actually toasts without creating a slice sized crouton.

Know who started the expression “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”? The cereal companies.

How about go back to your seat, sit down, and shut up!

He should plug the toaster in at the back of the classroom.