Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 24, 2024

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    diazch408  4 months ago

    What a optimistic kid!

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    Potato salad at summer picnics is always VERY suspect. I try to stick to burgers or dog w/ mustard and maybe pickles. No mayo. And chips. For desert (assuming we ran out of meat) I want one of those orange sherbet / vanilla icecream with a splintery wooden tool to eat it.

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    sbenton7684  4 months ago

    Picky picky picky… I must have pickles too…

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    In this heat, everything starts smelling earlier.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 4 months ago

    If it was already starting to smell, it was probably bad before you left the house

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    “How can I tell if this potato salad is bad?”

    “Easy. Eat some and see if you’re throwing up half an hour later.”

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    allegro  4 months ago

    Potato salad is a picnic must. Ice is cheap, widely available and highly portable. A lid to keep the flies at bay.

    See how easy that was?

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    Cactus-Pete  4 months ago

    The picnic was ruined because of ants – because there was only one spot left and it was on the ground instead of a table? And the ants kept them from setting up in poison ivy – because they wanted to set up in a bush? And the potato salad started to smell – because they had no place to picnic but took the food out anyway and left it in the sun? And it was the girl who decided how long they were going to sit there, without setting up but with all the food out? I’m completely lost on this one.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 4 months ago

    At a function on a hot summer day, 6 months pregnant. Hormone heightened senses, I warned everyone not to eat the shellfish. My kids and I were the only ones who didn’t get sick and unlike my ex husband, I didn’t gloat over his suffering. .

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    Whatever are you putting into your potato salad that it spoils so fast? I can’t imagine that happening, for sure my potato salad is always gone before It can go bad.

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    dogday Premium Member 4 months ago

    Apparently, the DDD, the Doomdday Department of Dietetics, has succeeded in convincing everyone that food spoils the minute it’s out of refrigeration or heat, and that food in a refrigerator is bad as soon as the power goes out. It’s so much easier than actually THINKING. I’m not a salmonella or listeria proponent, but can we PLEASE THINK about what we do?

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