Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 07, 2021

Don’t forget the “Catacombs” of Paris.

Don’t forget Kathmandu…

I recommend the full ones. And pay a little more for “right-out-of-the-dryer” full.

Don’t forget the catamaran cruise.

What, no academics’ keyboards??

Don’t forget the luxurious “Laps of Luxor”. My cats favourite by the way.

You sure you don’t want a great Floria Keyboards escapade?

Bounder: Ah good morning. I’m Bounder of Adventure.

Tourist: Hello. I’m Smoke-too-much.

Bounder: Well you’d better cut down a little then.

Tourist: I’m sorry?

Bounder: You’d better cut down a little then.

Tourist: Oh I see! Smoke-too-much, so I’d better cut down a little then.

Bounder: Yes…I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time, eh?

Tourist: No, I’d never noticed it before.

Want to frighten a little mouse under a chair? Take our trip to London to visit the Queen.

Just a blanket and a few socks will do….

Mew York

O man that’s a REAL belly laugh!

We also have our Juilliard tour where you can run across the keys of a grand piano whilst a master pianist tries to play.

Or the sofa factory tour where you can sharpen your claws on hundreds of pieces.

Lie in the lap of luxury, in Lancaster.

How about an amews-ment park? The dryer ride

The empty basket is the no-frills tour.

Geez, you guys are hot today! :)

Full. And fresh out of the dryer.