Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 15, 2021

At “yeast”, they did leave a crumb trail.

Rye humor.

It’s a breakout, no matter how you slice it!!

(I’m not sure “silly” or “absurd” is an adequate substitute for “funny”, but I give extra points for originality.)

What’s the crime? Who’s the real victim here?Who was threatening (trying to hurt) who?

“Don’t worry, ma’am. They can’t have gotten far on foot.”

They’re jammin’ down the road at this point.

They’re toast if they get caught!

That cop is too crusty. He knows which side he’s buttered.

It’s the Amazing World of Gumball Escape.

what a toasty situation breakfast has come along.

The yeast grew so much that they grew legs and rans away.

And why should they not be free? WHY SHOULD THEY NOT BE FREE. Run, slightly toasted bread, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

What a crumbly get away… need to learn not to leave evidence

Toast can certainly make neatly tied knots.

Don’t rack your grains over this.

I’d rather be at the beach checking out some nicely toasted buns.

Is this profiling?!!!!!! I mean, just because those slices are from the darker bread is no reason to call in the cops. Guess it’s not wise for them to loaf around THAT kitchen.

If I get a hold of them, they will be in a jam.

I was in high school before a realized not every mother scraped off toast before eating!

The toast was made from Dave’s Killer Bread, reverting to a life of crime.