Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 11, 2022

Get him on the business end of a “black hole”.

Nova response

Never argue with the universe. You can’t win.

You deserved that! :-D

FYI, We get the first glimpses from the James Webb Telescope today.

He proved his point. billions of tons of stellar matter moved thousands of light years just to respond to him. THAT’S SIGNIFICANT.

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You are a fluke of the universe.

You have no right to be here.

And whether you can hear it or not,

The universe is laughing behind your back.

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As Stephen Crane wrote:

A man said to the universe:“Sir, I exist!”

“However,” replied the universe,

“The fact has not created in me

A sense of obligation.”

reminds me of my lite bright……..

I would quit before the lightning strikes kick in. ⚡⚡

now what buddy? :D

Someone needs to read the last couple of chapters of Job. “Where were you, Job, when I put the stars in place?”

He must be a climate change activist.

Powered by fairy cake?

Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving

And revolving at 900 miles an hour.

It’s orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it’s reckoned,

The sun that is the source of all our power.

Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,

Are moving at a million miles a day,

In the outer spiral arm, at 40, 000 miles an hour,

Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;

It’s a hundred thousand light-years side to side;

It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,

But out by us it’s just three thousand light-years wide.

We’re thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,

We go ’round every two hundred million years;

And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions

In this amazing and expanding universe.

Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,

In all of the directions it can whiz;

As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,

Twelve million miles a minute and that’s the fastest speed there is.

So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,

How amazingly unlikely is your birth;

And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere out in space,

‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth!

Lmao! That’s about it!

Those aren’t stars – they’re the Dept. of Homeland Security drones!

Calvin on the same topic

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1993/10/14/