Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 25, 2024

Double In"dumb"nity.

There is more than one Santa. How else do you think he can get worldwide in just one night?

DoppleSanta is coming to town…

and I’ll make it three.

Phew, what a night! Merry Christmas to all now I’m off to bed!

Santa Clones

That’s right kids. You been fooled all he time.

Now the kids are going to wonder what else mom and dad have been lying about.

Quick, contrive a story about alternate timelines crossing and Santas from two different realities needing the help of children to save the Christmas-verse!

Those kids! So young…and so drunk!

This is certainly Claus for alarm.

To avoid the seasonal fakes and perennial frauds , the Hodge twins would be more beneficial for the children to ‘hear from’.

Elf-perpetuating.

Now they know how he does it all in just one night – clones

Pay no attention to the man standing there dressed like Santa.

He’s supposed to be behind the curtain.

Santa’s twin brother, they’ve been pulling this prank, since they were kids.

I think the secret is out, since there’s one in every store and street corner.

The parents are all worried that the kids are going to realize that Santa is fake and the kids are worried that the parent are going to realize that Santa is fake.

There are plenty of multiple Santa theories out there.

We just know that someone somewhere is cranking out a script for “Across the Santa-Verse”…