Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 05, 2025

No room @ the “Earth”.

Wouldn’t work anyway without an enforcement mechanism.

This fake. God aint look like that. For obveeously god is a giant bear in the sky.

He should have got a larger damage deposit.

Mulligan!

So where are all the people supposed to go?

So God regrets the way animals reproduce themselves?

YES!

We recently hit the eight billion mark and already that has risen by over 204 million. Babies galore! (not so much here though)

Even better, how about CLOSED FOR RENOVATION

They never listen to my commandments anyway.

Too late. They’ll have to deal with it…

A minimum intelligence level might have been nice.

Boy, some people!!

I have 8 B. Do I hear 9??

“so long, and thanks for all the fish!”

Didn’t think he would need one, the way they keep bumping each other off.

Maximum occupancy: 144,000

Well, being omnipotent and all, the fictional being should have seen this coming—you know—the master plan and all. And, being depicted as a male should have known…size matters—sometimes.

Well, time for a nuclear war. They can smite themselves now.

It looks like ‘Mesa Global’ has given someone false information and fictional imagery.