Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 23, 2018

A penetrating display of circular reasoning.

Is that shotgun loaded or are you just happy to see me?

When the deer start shooting back.

The first annual Fudd Family Field Outing was, sadly, also the last.

Shotgun Wounds would be a good name for an Outlaw Country band.

19th Century gun safety poster, just as they started to consider it a thing.

That’s right, men, whistle as you nonchalantly march past those kids in the tomato fields.

“Oh shoot, did I do that?”

The makings of an unintentional three-legged race.

2 game wardens, 7 hunters, and a cow.

The NRA, originally, had a hard time retaining their trigger happy members.

Since you left me and you said goodbye

(I’m in pieces, bits and pieces)

All I do is sit and cry

(I’m in pieces, bits and pieces)

You went away and left me misery

(I’m in pieces, bits and pieces)

And that’s the way it’ll always be

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Dave Clark Five

This whistled tune aims to please..

Bang Bang! He shot me down! Nancy knew. See? http://tinyurl.com/ycafsrfw

Safety-carry for an old break-action double-barreled shotgun was rather casual, I guess, back in the day. But all that red stuff looks more like some kind of pollen or sticky-stuff from some plants they have traipsed through on their way to Froglandia. Do not think ill of these gentlemen-hunters!