Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 23, 2020

You are a flagship citizen of the Internet, Sister Teresa!

My advice is to stay away from the comments section. (Too late, you’re already here!)

Leave your footprints on the ceiling. That will keep them going…

I recognize that baby, except for the perceive and comprehend parts. . .

Someone must have dropped him on his head and this is the age bone spurs take root….

And all in gender-neutral colors, too!

Oh my…what color eyes…. When the Saint

…probably already knows more about computers than I do…

…Stimpy, we don’t even have to wipe ourselves…

…" Fill up your mind with all it can know/Don’t forget that your body will let it all go/Fill up your mind with all it can know/What would we be without wishful thinking"…

…babies are the hope for the future…

…yes, but the Borg will be with you…

…hmmm….since you seem to be an open slate…

…can I tell you about Jesus and Joseph Smith?…

…NCC 1701…

…there, I said it…

“I’m sorry Mrs. Burritt – I didn’t mean to drop the baby.”

Isn’t there a poem about a horrid baby with a curl in the middle of its forehead?

https://www.gocomics.com/thenewadventuresofqueenvictoria/2014/08/05

Bring back the Frog Blog?Please?

You’re going to leave a lot more poop and pee than footprints for a while.

How long does it take to learn how to manipulate? No time. They come with those apps already installed.

Your digital debt makes you a real person.

I am not a number, I am a free man… ha ha ha

I like people who do it by the numbers.

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Fill your heart with love today

Don’t play the game of time

Things that happened in the past

Only happened in your Mind

Only in your Mind-Forget your Mind

And you’ll be free-yea’

The writing’s on the wall

Free-yea’. And you can know it all

If you choose. Just remember

Lovers never lose

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Biff Rose

BEHOLD … this is exactly my check list before commenting on FA … I suspect it’s yours also … I hate seeing it reduced to just words though … don’t you …? Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha …

Thanks TB …!

To my fellow Frog Applausians:

In 2006 a design for masks made out of pre-shrunk T-shirts was published for situations when N95 masks were unavailable.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3373043/

Be safe, ya’ll!

There’s a Covid-19 party down at the Frog Pond, no one is invited.

Over by here, we don’t hire babies. We just roasts ‘em and eats ’em. —Sweet, succulent, and so cute with an apple stuffed in their mouths. And anyway our new A.I. system can do all that stuff you claim to do, and it doesn’t pee or poop itself eight times a workday!

When I am up for a challenge, I will downhill ski at Vail.

Do Colorado.

Flintstones In

Color A yabbadabba doo Do

You’ve got your carbon footprint first.