Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 19, 2020

If it wasn’t for the hole in the middle, they’d be pointless.

I alone will tell flavor by color blindfolded.

Just bring a box in and thy shall show you…

Mono-what?

I hate weird spellings of products and services. It’s sort of like shopping for a car at a place called KRAIG’S KRAZY KARS.

What can you expect from a cereal called “Ootfray Oopslay?”

♫ There’s a secret cereal, hidden in this song… ♫"

mono-gustic or flavor memory

Can inanimate organic food*-like material be gormless too?

* Alleged

Getting your material from Seinfeld? How about those airline peanuts; there are no peas! And what does a pineapple have to do with pines and apples? And why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways? .. etc .. ad infinitum.

…I blame the W.H.O. and those Hollywood types…

…hello…

…it is called FROOT LOOPS…

…not Fruit Circles…

…I really don’t enjoy them unless I add some sugar to them…

…tasteless?…

…they are like eating every Skittles flavor at once…

…Frog Applause rules…

… Marmaduke drools…

Preliminary results. Like all good research, this research leads to more research.

So monogustic doesn’t mean steady and consistent wind velocity?

You’re all just a bunch of cereal killers.

Oh, grow up.

I hated sugar cereal when I was a kid.

As a kidlet, I would sugar the sh*t out of my cereal, but I never really liked the pre-sugared ones.

The Cap’n Crunch with buttermilk was just a later (smokey) phase.

I loved Sugar Jets as a kid.

The guy on the right has Charles de Gaulle’s nose …!

Two guys stuck in a time paradox, they must be out of the loop..

Gus an original bus man and eats on the loop back and forth to work. Works at the paramount bldg. downtown.

Best to have a bowl of Jelly Bellies instead.

You, sir… have no fruit. I refuse to be flavor shamed in this manner.

Not being “into” boxed cereals I have no firsthand experience of Froot Loops, vel sim. But I am not surprised at this simple observation, which applies analogously to most boxed breakfast atrocities….

Let the eater beware!

Wonder what Howard from The Big Bang Theory would have to say about Froot Loops …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R1VakBLD1s

Spread some Karma carmel on top.

…Froot Loops is how they vaccinate us against new alien viruses…

…someone has not been eating their Froot Loops…

…how are we supposed to regulate your son’s diabetes if Froot Loops doesn’t give it to him first…

…you put a mustache on the guy on the right and he could be Freddie Mercury’s brother…

…you put Froot Loops on the bottom of the bowl and then cover them with rainbow sherbet…

…ya ever eat stale Froot Loots?…

Eating those big Shredded Wheat biscuits was like eating a bale of hay with sugar and milk.

I realized I was an addict when I was putting sugar on my sugared cereal and quit cold turkey.