Sooo, I had to keep telling this guy, my eyes are up here! He was so short the top of his head was creating a glare! He must have had 7 hairs combed to the side. His hands looked like root tubers…all fat and stubby! I was repulsed by the dirt under his filthy fingernails. Never again will I go out on a blind date!
Snippets of Truthiness overheard near a local public phone bank. (Do such things exist anymore? I used to able to find a phone bank in the big local airport, and some of the phones even worked!) Banal factoids of the daily life of the Froglandian woman of leisure….
I don’t think I’ll be taking Tuber again anytime soon. My driver was nice enough, but he was a wild driver and never had more than three eyes on the road.
Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you were riding behind him on his motorcycle, you both should have been wearing helmets.
Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Consider the aerial stem tuber of Anredera cordifolia, the heartleaf Madeira vine:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbUX2SWUcAAQ0Kq?format=jpg&name=small
A potted version: https://davesgarden.com/guides/pf/showimage/323858/
FLIGHT SUIT almost 3 years ago
My eyes are down here, ladies.
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
His hairy nose was included.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Those profile pics are very important when using social media dating apps.
Including tubers in your photo MAY give the wrong impression.
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
My coffees clouds and I will talk bald spots.
The Old Wolf almost 3 years ago
I’m sorry, you cannot talk to the zoo because the lion is busy…
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Sooo, I had to keep telling this guy, my eyes are up here! He was so short the top of his head was creating a glare! He must have had 7 hairs combed to the side. His hands looked like root tubers…all fat and stubby! I was repulsed by the dirt under his filthy fingernails. Never again will I go out on a blind date!
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
Out in the lobby at the Home, Garden, and Speed Dating Convention.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…NBC getting around the censors in 1958…
…stems and tubers and bald spots oh my…
…it is better than taking to the hand…
…it’s not a tuber…
…and so baseball caps for non-baseball players were born…
…one bad stem in a bowl pic should not make you quit…
…but after a thousand in a photo shoot …
…that’s another matter…
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Spent my whole life searching for my inner tuber …!
(Whoomp, there it is)
Linguist almost 3 years ago
I once knew someone who had a bald spot around their root tuber…
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
Phone booth confessions used to be a private hush hush affair. Now we can’t get people to shut up.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If the bald spot was cloven you’re doing it wrong.
Ninette almost 3 years ago
How could it be that a woman had a conversation with a man’s bald spot? Was she supine? Was he prone? Was he conversing with her bald spot?
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Snippets of Truthiness overheard near a local public phone bank. (Do such things exist anymore? I used to able to find a phone bank in the big local airport, and some of the phones even worked!) Banal factoids of the daily life of the Froglandian woman of leisure….
Radish... almost 3 years ago
Tubby the Tuber, famous 1930’s cartoon star.
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
The bald spot jokingly said to the hair and roots line,
We really want to get away from the bed head. Wanna compare hair in my bunk bed?
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
After a bowl haircut, the news became the weather report.
A man talking to his date on the hot steamy day, was reported saying, it’s so hot I should fry bacon on my bald spot.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…this is the trouble with eavesdropping…
…not only do you get incomplete information…
…you only get tidbits to go on…
…that is why the Froglandia Bathmat Company constantly monitors your conversations…
…our app is always running even if it’s off…
…with our nanotechnology…
…you don’t even have to have your phone with you…
…because we are part of you…
…we want what’s best for you…
….not what Mom or Dad or what the hubby might want…
…we heard you ask about the new James Bond movie…
…then ask….
…is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?…
…worried ?…
…don’t be…
…we lie all the time…
…see…
…we just did…
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
I don’t think I’ll be taking Tuber again anytime soon. My driver was nice enough, but he was a wild driver and never had more than three eyes on the road.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Day 2. Still chatting, ladies?
Radish... almost 3 years ago
You took a fine time to leave me Lucille…
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO “T” and the wonderful gang!
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
Seems he slept w/bubble gum.
Yep stuck to his head of hair.
Cut it out and put shoe shine on the bald spot.
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy, three ringy-dingy… will a new comic appear before the ball drops and the plumage firewerks pop pop pops?
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
92 to you Howard…