Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 13, 2022

Well, if the crows have found him, they have left nothing for him to stare with!

His name Dick. Guess his nickname.

Yes, we have no cadavers. We have no cadavers today.

You gon’ LOSE, bro

Is that Beetlejuice in the chair?

Did they give him the chair?

Don’t blink, lest you lose your pretty pink. Bucket dance.

Another? Who won the last contest?

…some contests ya just can’t win…

…and that’s why you’re dead to me, Ralph…

…

…he wasn’t really dead…

…just taking a break from filming, The Living Dead – season 11- zombie number 8…

…wondering where zombies 7 & 9 were…

…but they weren’t coming…

…because 7,8,9….

…In your head, in your head they are crying…

…and it is the time of the season for loving…

Nobody is sure why they do this. Or how they do this. Or where they get the lawn chairs.

Thoughts for rollon contestants…

Is bacon in the bakers counter, or in the butchers counter?

I didn’t know watching the neighbor’s landscapers was a terminal condition.

You’re going to lose. Aarrrrgh!

There’s more pressing questions…about Dick!

Who killed this Dick?

Who put this Dick in the lawn chair?

How long has this Dick been IN the lawn chair?

Did anyone call the police on this Dick?

And why is this Dick in the back of the .Froglandia Bathmat .factory?

 

Once again you knuckleheads have overlooked the crucial question:

Which one’s dog is well-endowed?

LOSER …!

I’d lie in the sun today if I could catch my chaise lounge. Plastic is fastic but wicker is quicker.

This guy is smarter than he looks. A wise cadaver knows to reserve a spot early for the Plumage Festival. Or, he could just be leftover from last year, I’m not sure.

Undertaker down under dead to rights, left overs, reheat, repeat, fanboy, first in line, out of mine, eyeballin’, staring down a challenge. I got my eye on you. No really, that’s my eye on your shoulder. If your done watching your back, can I have it back? Yup, he’s a baller.

A mug’s game if there ever was one. Potty break vs advanced decomp.

depressing

B b blog: Gladys looks a bit like Rosie O’Donnell.

If a cadaver sits in the forest and no one is staring at it, does it make a sound?

I dare say a cadaver could hold its stare for quite a while (until its eyeballs were plucked by predators or fell out). So I would not engage one in a staring contest in frigidly cold weather.

Be that as it may, how many cadavers in lawn chairs have you encountered while engaged upon your appointed rounds? Is this a daily occurrence? Is that desolate wasteland part of your regular path to school/work/dojo?